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Bakura’s been on the run for so long that he’s almost gotten used to it. The wards, the near-pathological paranoia, the little escape routes that thread through the fabric of time and space, just in case - all par for the course, when you’re being hunted.
But it’s not a bad life, really; he’s seen the weight of history, and walked the edges of the world, and he’s managed to exist at the exact same time as the concept of ‘anchovies’, which is a downright blessing, as far as he’s concerned.
And then his toad declares himself a God, and everything sort of spirals from there.
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Stop Me If You"ve Heard This One Before by zigur_zig_ah
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
10 Dec 2021
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So two thieves and a bimbo walk into a bar...
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Bakura hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why, no-one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all--Was that he was really just a bit of a prick, when you got right down to it.
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await red to become anthracite by zigur_zig_ah
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
31 Oct 2021
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Yuugi, security guard un-extraordinaire, leads a particularly mundane life. He sits in front of a monitor for eight hours a cycle, pretends to concern himself with the safety of five-hundred and thirty-nine Roman coins of no value whatsoever, and occasionally, when work is especially slow, occupies the unenviable position of Duel Monsters champion of the known universe.
But something stalks the perpetual darkness of Proxima-b. A horror from beyond the grave, loosed in a moment of carelessness, has set its hollow, empty sights on Yuugi - and Yuugi, try as he might, can"t seem to stay away from it.
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[00:45:37] misrixtv: you must be new
[00:45:37] neriumpe: OMEGALUL
[00:45:38] misrixtv: thats his boyfriendMarik missed a jump and plummeted five stories to his death.
“We’re not-” he spluttered. “I’m not- he’s not my boyfriend.”[00:45:55] misrixtv: keep telling yourself that
[00:45:55] cowfucker69: CATBOY STREAM WHEN
[00:45:56] bilexner: okay but why is he covered in blood“I will keep telling myself that,” Marik said, prissily. “Because it’s true.”
[00:46:03] misrixtv: whatever you say
[00:46:03] bilexner: WHY IS HE COVERED IN BLOOD
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One For The History Books by zigur_zig_ah
Fandom: Bartimaeus - Jonathan Stroud, Historical RPF
12 Aug 2014
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"That road leads to competing dynasties, family alliances... it all ends in blood feuds. Read your history books, Martha: see what happened in Italy." - The Amulet of Samarkand
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Denial. Lots and lots of denial. Also snark. Possibly.
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all the tables turn by DivineProjectZero for venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
22 May 2015
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Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.
So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.
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03 Apr 2022
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In a rare moment of altruism, Bakura sets aside his utter disdain for humanity to do something nice. His reward? Getting tangled in a plot to escape the hellish utopia known as Quantum City.
Also, he falls for a cat.
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06 Dec 2021
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“Hannibal,” he thinks he says. He gets told later that he doesn’t really say it at all, but that the entire police station—most of which is waiting outside in the rainy parking lot—hears his voice clattering around inside their skulls like someone standing on a roof banging pots and pans and screaming at the top of his lungs: HANNIBAL, HANNIBAL, HANNIBAL.
[or: rude, exhausted telepath Will Graham]
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28 Nov 2021
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Marik & Bakura"s Fantastic Horror Road Trip by MMMOTH
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
03 May 2021
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Bakura had anticipated an impromptu road trip with a stolen car, no radio service, and no food would have gone south eventually. What he didn"t anticipate was that it would go south so quickly.
Originally posted in 2015, now edited.
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20 Aug 2021
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It"s all Ryou"s fault, Bakura thinks and blames the woes of puberty on Ryou"s nimble cockslut body.
Or, the one where Marik loses their Millennium Items, there"s an asshole with a manly scar on Bakura"s couch, and Bakura struggles to find the meaning of life. They are, after all, just three very broken men.
SS gift for Straightzivens! <3
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16 Aug 2021