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Biden and Trump used to be a thing. Trump can't move on. Elon just wants his man to be his again.
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Please stop loving me to death by zhongliscumsock
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Nov 2024
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Aether is down bad. Horrendously down bad for one particular adeptus. Some might say he’s peculiar, strange, or even insane. If you were a certain Inazuman puppet, you could call him a pathetic virgin who can only jack off in a pitiful attempt to delude himself into Xiao loving him back.
So what would happen if Aether gets a doll made in the likeness of Xiao and jacks off to that instead? And unbeknownst to him, Xiao feels every little touch?
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The Mundane Troubles of the Chief Justice Neuvillette by Childes_cumsock, zhongliscumsock
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Jan 2024
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“Since both parties are now present, I declare that the trial regarding baguette length is now in session.”
Or;
Neuvillette suffers as the citizens of Fontaine appear in court with ridiculous charges.
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Geto comes home from a long day at work.
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CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE 4.2 ARCHON QUEST !!!
Now that Neuvillette has gained full authority over hydro, is he able to control other types of fluids?
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“One scholar’s complaint should not doom an ancient ruin,” Candace says frantically. “The domain is a priceless remnant from King Deshret’s kingdom. It’s a cultural artifact that belongs to the Sands!”
“This domain sits far from any authority that can keep the area safe,” Cyno says.
“It’s far from Sumeru City’s authority, you mean,” Candace retorts.
“It’s far from the Matra’s offices,” Cyno corrects. “It’s the Matra that keeps scholars safe. And it is the Matra that rescues anyone trapped in domains.”
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Kaveh goes missing on an expedition to the desert, leading to a tense reunion amongst the desert gang. It’s a headache fueled by conflicting motivations. Aside from finding the missing party, Cyno wants order, Candace wants them gone, Dehya wants everyone to get along–
And Alhaitham just wants Cyno to himself.
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Kaveh scoffs. “Oh, please! Us as best friends? Nobody would believe it. You might as well have us pretend to be lovers!”
He waits for Tighnari and Cyno to roll their eyes or shake their heads or say, Haha, good one, Kaveh, we should get you a stand-up comedy show in addition to all your amazing gigs. He doesn’t expect them to exchange a serious look.
To convince the public that they don’t hate each other, famous actors Kaveh and Alhaitham pretend to be in a relationship. Too bad they actually hate each other.
At least, Kaveh thinks they do.
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To Dream in Shades of Green by Intensely_Reading
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Oct 2023
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“There are three suitors who you can romance in this game. You must complete all your requirements with one of them."
“Who are the three potential suitors?” Kaveh asks warily.
“Your three suitors are Tighnari, the blunt Palace Chamberlain; Cyno, the standoffish Captain of the Royal Guard; and Al-Haitham, the acerbic Duke of Vultur Volans.”
There's a new invention from the Yae Publishing House that turns a user's dreams into light novel stories. Kaveh has the (un)fortunate pleasure of being one of its first users.
Too bad it dumped him in a romance game.
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Childe isn't afraid of anything. He's fearless. The strong, undefeatable 11th Fatui Harbinger no one wants to get on the bad side of. The person who nearly destroyed Liyue, cocky smirk on his face and all.
He isn't the person who fears anything; he's the person that gets feared.
Until the lights go out, that is.
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Or: Zhongli asks Childe to accompany him to the lantern rite festival, and discovers something Childe would have preferred to keep a secret.
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As Gold as the Ginkgo Trees by LocalPlagueNurse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 May 2023
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Life at the monastery has been nothing but peaceful, in no small part due to the protective seal that keeps the village safe. When the shrine holding said seal is destroyed, panic sets in as the village is now in danger of any Archon war aftermath.
The people are desperate for protection, and when Morax makes an appearance in your tiny village, the people are ready to make a deal no matter the cost.
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04 Jan 2024
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sobbing my eyes out this was so fucking good please read cute Morax x reader as well as Morax eating pussy like it’s the only meal he’s ever had