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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    Everyone knows the fucking rule, nobody better than Ed: you find a weird bell, you don’t ding the weird bell.

    Guess how many times Ed’s dinged the weird bell anyway. Yeah, Ed always dings the weird bell, it’s like a fucking compulsion, he just can’t not. Brain sees a bell, brain goes, what would happen if I dinged that?

    Dinging occurs. Shit happens.

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    A 5 1 (or really a 1 5) in which innkeeper-era Ed and Stede discover a magic bell that can take them back in time to past moments in their relationship. They decide to seduce each other (and themselves) at different points to see if they can avert some of the pain they all went through. Things do not, of course, go as planned.

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    27 Apr 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    God. God. He couldn’t help but imagine a lecherous smile paired with that hairdo and that shirt. He couldn’t help but see those strands become looser and looser from their amplifying passions. He couldn’t help but envision Ed looking down at him while looking like that, his brown eyes hooded as Stede slipped his lips over his c—

    Fuck.

    Fuck fuck fuck.

    Why in the fuck did Ed have to go fishing.

    Stede sees Ed with a certain hairstyle for the first time. His chaste morning does not go as planned.

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    14 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    "You know, Father," he says, voice much steadier than he feels, "I imagine in your profession you spend a lot of time on your knees." He pauses on the last button, close to his throat, and makes sure the priest's eyes are on his. "Want me to show you what other kinds of worship you can do on your knees?"

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    Ed attends costume night at Spanish Jackie'z and meets a beautiful man dressed as a priest. Obviously, he has to have a taste of him ASAP. Hopefully he's not bothered by the tinkling bell on Ed's kitten collar, as Ed takes him down his throat...

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    12 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    For all he knows, there could be hundreds of these missed connections.

    Well, hundreds might be a little overzealous… But the point is, dammit, that Stede could, if he very well wanted to, be a player. Or at least, like, a seasoned lover. An aficionado of romance. If he only knew when someone was flirting with him.

    (or: The first time that Ed made a pass at Stede, Stede was completely oblivious to it. At a friend's party, he gets another chance.)

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    06 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    To be very honest, Ed had planned on making Stede wear the sack for like, half a day. But once Stede put it on, it was like the air changed around them.

    As the latest observation in an interesting chain, Stede in the rice sack onesie is… oh boy.
    One word does come to Ed’s mind here, and that is obedient.

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    Stede wears the onesie and cat collar.

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    31 Mar 2024

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