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Not Now, Spouse by you_know_its_actually_funny
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Aug 2019
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“Did you just ask me if I wanted to act as your boyfriend for a weekend?”
“Yes. Sorry, I have, like, a problem when it comes to—”
“How much?”
“Excuse me?”
Tony's talked his way into a ditch he can't get himself out of. Loki's a broke acting student who wants to be the best. They find each other in a Starbucks and well, it's not too complicated after that. Until it gets really, really complicated.
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frank sinatra's "i love you baby" by you_know_its_actually_funny
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
11 Nov 2018
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"Why would I want to run into Loki?"
"Because you're in love with him." Bruce's tone is as mild as ever.
Tony's pen falls onto the table in a loud clatter. "Wh-what! Bruce, that's - ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous."
"Huh," Bruce says without much bravado. "Too bad, cos he's right over there."--
Tony just owes Loki a favour. That's it.
Shut up.Series
- Part 2 of One Summer In Suburbia
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the grind by you_know_its_actually_funny
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Dec 2017
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Who does he know who’s shifty enough to have a dealer, asshole enough to be alone on a Friday night and has Tony on their good side just enough to agree to help?
Tony’s head snaps up. Oh no.
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- Part 1 of One Summer In Suburbia
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One Summer In Suburbia by you_know_its_actually_funny
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
11 Nov 2018
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Tony gets infatuated with the wrong person, but why the hell would he fall for something right?
That's what he tells himself.
Then Loki sets fire to a car and kidnaps him.
There's an explanation to this. Surely.
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Nearly two years have passed without a word from Astarion ever since the defeat of the Absolute. Since then, her companions have all moved on swiftly, while Xuan has tried to build some attempt of a quiet, peaceful life—she gardens, she reads, she doesn't have a tadpole stuck in her head—though it seems that Shadowheart and the others are inclined to call her a depressed recluse. Her attempts of peace begin to fracture when a letter arrives from her ex-lover.
(Alternatively, Astarion disappears for two years and tries to come back.)
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Bookmarked by you_know_its_actually_funny
26 Dec 2024
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Oh. So she had feelings for him. Astarion had been trying to seduce her, sure, but he hadn’t thought as far as to make her develop actual feelings for him outside of lust. How different could emotional needs be from physical needs? All he had to do was fulfill them.
“How about if I said these little words… Everyone’s favorite…”
“Don’t—”
“I love you.”
(Alternatively, Astarion says "I love you" for the first time. And the second time, when the first time goes utterly wrong.)
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Bookmarked by you_know_its_actually_funny
24 Dec 2024
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Just days after the Absolute's attack, he promised to meet her at the Blushing Mermaid.
He promised to meet in his favorite room so they could take the first steps to the rest of their lives.
He never showed up.
It's been three months to the day, and she still hasn't left the room.
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He smiled at her.Eternity kissed Earth only to occupy this very moment.
It was so beautiful.
He was so beautiful—
it broke her fucking heart.- Language:
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Bookmarked by you_know_its_actually_funny
23 Sep 2024
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Every minute that he holds on without loosing it, is a minute closer to dawn. A minute closer to whatever end this may have.
The only thing a vampire can feel is hunger, people say.
Gods, he wishes it was true.
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Cazador takes Tav.
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- Part 1 of i still want to live/this is what we get
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20 Apr 2024
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As he stared at Tav, who was quietly organizing her pack by the fire, his half-formed thoughts and ideas suddenly crystallized into a cold, perfect plan. He’d seduce her, romance her, make her feel like she was the only girl in the world. And after he had given her the night of her life, positively ruined her for anyone else, he’d begin whispering in her ear. He’d become her lover, her confidant. And then she would become his puppet. That was more than a fair trade. He’d have a gorgeous meal, his space would be guaranteed in their little group, at the top where he belonged, and then somehow, he didn’t know how, but, somehow, Tav would waltz their merry band back to Baldur’s Gate and drive a stake right through Cazador Szarr’s heart. For him. Afterwards, well, Tav had served her purpose. Then he could truly do as he pleased.
Astarion smiled a wide, real smile and finished his wine, wincing at the cheap, bitter taste.
At that moment Tav looked up from her supplies and caught him staring. He raised his empty goblet to her and she waved back, a warm smile softening her lovely features.
This was going to be so easy.
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29 Feb 2024