wynniwirt
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muscle arms: and thag is how I had to take my friend to the hospital to remove the cactus out of there ass. Sadly I was still in my furry costume so I can’t return to thag hisptial again bc the staff thought we were togther
David Ross: what the fuck did I just read
Aaron Hotchner: Jack read my messages. He is now asking questions.
muscle arms: uh oops
Black Queen: oooo I’m back and is Dereck telling the cactus I love this story it’s so fucking dumb
knives: omg no jack :(((
Black Queen changed FUCK IT WE BALL to Besties Demanding Slushies Man
Aaron Hotchner: …
Goth: I know what you are
Black Queen: sue me
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Annual Weasley vs In-Law Quidditch Match by wynniwirt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2024
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“HELLO ONE AND ALL! WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL WEASLEY VS THE IN-LAWS/FRIENDS TOURNAMENT. Damn we really need to work on that name.” Lee Jordan said into the microphone. “Anyway, I’m your host, Lee Jordan and beside me is my lovely co commentator, Luna Lovegood! Do you have any words to say on this lovely day?”
“Yes, what do you think would happen if quidditch had participation trophies?” Luna asked whimsically into the mic.
There was cheering but mostly boos about that statement. Nothing against Luna but participation trophies for this competitive sport? Blasphemous.
“Now that, my friend is called Little League and we would all hate it.”
There was a mix of cheers after that statement.
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Basically the Weasleys and the In-laws play quidditch against each other. It's chaos, there's banter, it's family. Let's see who wins!
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Pretty Boy: that was shit but I accept and you may join my quest to the mountains in search of mountain goats
Lesbian™: yessss
Aaron Hotchner: At least with Emily he won’t die getting there.
Pretty Boy: I’m capable
Aaron Hotchner: Your athleticism says otherwise.
Tech Goddess: lmaooooooo
Chocolate Thunder: rip he’s not wrong
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I've had too much to drink tonight
And I know it's sad, but this is what I think about
And I wake up in the middle of the night
It's like I can feel time moving
How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22?
And will you still want me when I'm nothing new?
-Taylor Swift, Nothing NewThe war has been long over and Percy is tired. From work, life, and everything. He has some late night thoughts that won't leave him alone or let him sleep. Lucky for him, Oliver comes back home and is perfectly willing to help talk it out.
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Klee wants to learn how to do a different type of braid for Razor’s hair. She goes to Albedo for help!