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Those pants aren’t surviving by wtfidekanymore
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Feb 2021
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How much have you wanted a Don Bruno getting fed and fucked on his office desk? Well i’ve been thinking about it and apparently so had Abbacchio. Those pants aren’t going to last long hehe
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Johnnys have needs too by wtfidekanymore
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 Nov 2020
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Gyro’s sleep is interrupted by some very interesting noises coming from his racing partner...
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Flightless Bird, American Mouth by wtfidekanymore
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Nov 2020
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Johnny had moved to uni, 19 years old and suddenly pursuing a new career in music. He can’t really play instruments and doesn’t really have friends nor the easiest personality to mash with.
Maybe this loopy Italian could help.
or a Gyjo Uni/Band AU bc i’m weak.
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Hibernation Interuption by wtfidekanymore
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Oct 2020
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Ghiaccio was the only omega on the assassination team and Melone had an awfully perverse interest in the dynamics of the Omega and Alpha sub sexes. This meant Melone interrupted Ghiaccio's sleep.
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The marvel of Josuke by wtfidekanymore
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Oct 2020
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Rohan’s surgery got pushed back and this month had honestly been really fucking shitty.
Josuke can help though, he has date night plans and he is not fooling aroundSeries
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Trials and Tribulations of a Thicc Josuke by wtfidekanymore
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Oct 2020
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Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.
Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of perma-death, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.
Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.
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- Part 1 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
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Bookmarked by wtfidekanymore
25 Sep 2024
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Nothing brought Boober joy quite like laundry, besides Wembley.
When he finds a love letter addressed to him and written by Wembley, what does he do?
Bookmarked by wtfidekanymore
24 Jul 2024
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Learning to Love by oh_imintrouble
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Dec 2020
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Kakyoin never saw himself being a father. Then Jotaro came back from America.
Jotaro and Jolyne.-------
Kakyoin and Jotaro had a falling out after Jotaro went abroad for school. Years later they meet again in Morioh, and Kakyoin hopes that the two can rekindle their friendship--and maybe more. That is, until he meets his daughter. Can he adapt to having a child in his life? Can he form a relationship with Jolyne, or will he lose Jotaro once again?
Bookmarked by wtfidekanymore
23 Dec 2020
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Obscenity Charges by TowerDogs
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Dec 2019
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In an alternate universe in which homosexuality is still persecuted in the west, Leone Abbacchio is a police officer sent to investigate a sex shop selling 'obscene' material- gay porn. It just so happens that the owners of this establishment are all too eager to retaliate.
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- Part 1 of Obscenity Charges
Bookmarked by wtfidekanymore
20 Dec 2020
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Earn Your Happy Ending by betaraythorse
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Aug 2022
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When Weather entered his cell, there was a gorgeous man with pink hair laying on the top bunk. He smelled sweet, like delicious candy. The man must have noticed him staring, because he sat up and offered his hand. They introduced themselves, and Annasui followed that with, "Now, tell me about the alphas in this prison."
Weather didn't know what an alpha was.
In which, Weather's new cellmate is an omega whose first concern is finding someone to help him through his heat, and Weather is trying to figure out how to live. A fic playing around with omegaverse as well as Weather and Annasui's relationship.
Bookmarked by wtfidekanymore
08 Oct 2020