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"If I am approved in light of his approval," said Courfeyrac, "it stands to reason that my approval bears the associated weight! Qui agit per alium agit per se!"
Enjolras said, "Qui facit, facit per se."
"Facit," Courfeyrac agreed.Combeferre, Courfeyrac, and Enjolras are drawn together by the most powerful force in the world: bureaucracy. A lot of really questionable puns, love for southern accents, and human interdependence saves the day.
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no man is an island by witticaster
Fandoms: Master and Commander - All Media Types, Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
12 May 2022
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Stephen noted this pattern often in surly patients cured of a lingering pain: a miraculous improvement in temperament, earthly angels the morning after they damned him to hell. This did not bother him, of course. He was soothed at the reminder that man was a creature of circumstance, and that improvement of the spirit was tied to the improvement of the material conditions. In nature, in man, in society: where pain fermented, evils brewed.
What bothered him was the disproportionate gratitude towards him, personally. And it bothered him, too, that he could not wish this sailor a proper goodnight, because he did not remember the sailor's name.Stephen and Jack talk on a cold night during their first cruise on the Sophie.
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to cure your mal-de-mer by witticaster
Fandoms: Master and Commander - All Media Types, Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian
20 Apr 2022
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Jack did not faint from blood loss until the Polychrest was sunk entirely and the Fanciulla had exchanged its French colors for the English. The wheel was heavily christened with his blood when he fell against it, dripping red as St. George's cross.
missing scene from Post Captain
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"What if I follow you, sir? You come upon me again, with a full purse, and what will you do?"
He frowned, as though he didn't understand the question. "I will give you more."
"But ah, where does that end?" -
Resurréxit Vere by witticaster
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
06 Jul 2021
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During his night rounds at Necker, Combeferre diagnoses an unusual patient. a.k.a. Combeferre meets Frankenstein's monster.
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Courfeyrac makes cartridges, Enjolras gets an art history lesson, and Patria wears too much rouge.
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A nine-item meal of France.
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Courfeyrac puts on a good final show for whoever is in the audience.
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- Part 2 of June Monologues
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Maevaris smiles. "Talking to Halward Pavus about kindness seems like trying to explain theology to a varghest. But by all means, it’s your commutatus.”
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Hades and Persephone lovingly negotiate the laws of nature
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"Impossible, really. Asked for tangibility, and we reply with Blake. Impossible. We're impossible."
Enjolras, Courfeyrac, and Combeferre discuss, and then they understand
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The first clear memory Dorian has of his grandmother, Oma Pythonissa Venenifer Opulentia Pavus, is when he was seven years old and she found him throwing up into a vase during one of his father’s parties.
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High Noon Over Refuge by witticaster for dreadwoof
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
31 Dec 2017
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things go a little differently in episode 47, and Tres Horny Boys wake up and have to figure out how to make a good podcast out of their current situation. Taako has a solution
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Magnus builds a gazebo. or rather, tries to.
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this is how Julia Burnsides dies
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what then? by witticaster for YnysAfallach
Fandoms: Arthurian Mythology & Related Fandoms
25 Dec 2017
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a father and son almost understand each other
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Harvey moves in and clasps his shoulders, warmly. "You got your first arch-nemesis! Drinks on me!" Lucius gives him a perfect, beleaguered smile, and says through his teeth, "Are there any GCPD traditions that don't involve heavy drinking?"
set just after 3x15, "How the Riddler Got His Name"
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"I wonder which one would be worse to take from you: the person that you loved or the person that you… hate. I think we'll go with…" Edward's voice pauses. "The former. The one you loved."
A slight change in the game in Wonderland, and the things that change after.
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caring about people is pretty weird.
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Hurley and Magnus find common ground. They hope it doesn't turn out to be too common in the end.