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‘Abruptly, from the window, Kakashi’s voice came. “I am available for this assignment.” Her expression brightened into a slow grin.
“I really don’t think--” Iruka began, as Tsunade bit her lips, eyebrows raised. He started again. “Kakashi, do you want a vacation? Are you really trying to get your team this...d-rank, limp goldfish mission?”
“It could turn into a dangerous situation,” Kakashi stood against his side in front of Tsunade’s desk, bumping Iruka a bit to the left.
“...you two are requesting a few days in the town of love hotels, then?” Tsunade smiled sweetly.’
Iruka needs to investigate, and Kakashi is overqualified for this mission.
Now FINISHED! I consolidated a couple of chapters. =D
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17 Dec 2024
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Iruka is having a bad day. Actually, he's having a bad...series of years.
Down on his luck and needing cash for Naruto's college tuition, he agrees to accompany millionaire Kakashi Hatake to a business event as his fake boyfriend.
Disaster inevitably ensues.
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Kakashi snags a sugar baby with a questionable past, the answer to what he's hiding and why makes things complicated.
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- Part 1 of The Things We Try to Hide
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16 Dec 2024
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Sakura's mission goes from bad to worse when a dead man steps through the door.
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16 Dec 2024
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Decade and One by bishkebab, pseudohades
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
15 Dec 2024
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When a fateful encounter reunites newly-widowed Bard with the stripper from his best friend's bachelorette party - also a single father - an impulse offer begins a decade of friendship neither would have anticipated. But when Thranduil's past comes back to haunt him in the form of an unexpected visitor, he and Bard begin a farce that might become more complicated than they originally thought.
Written by bishkebab for THAUC 2024. Includes art by pseudohades.
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1.) Thranduil is a stripper in another country and Bard gets a dance from him when there for a Bachelor's party. Years later they end up in the same place.
2.) Thranduil's partner left him and baby Legolas. When she tries to get back in their life years later, Thranduil says he is in a relationship with his best friend Bard. They are both in love but think it's unrequited.Note: contains themes of prostitution, drug abuse, and homophobia. See author's notes for more detailed content warnings.
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15 Dec 2024
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Vincent Safinov is nineteen when his parents die, leaving him a debt he can't hope to repay. When the loan shark comes calling, he has a choice: sacrifice himself or his sister.
"True love is selfless. It is prepared to sacrifice." ~ Sadhu Vaswani
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- Part 1 of Kintsugi
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14 Dec 2024