witchofspaz
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- Homestuck (16)
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In which Dave discovers that his 18-year-old boyfriend's first time bottoming was less than ideal, and makes it his personal quest to correct that particular travesty.
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- Part 6 of bad decisions
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Dave Strider is happy in his career as an exotic dancer, and definitely not looking for a relationship, but when the uncle he didn't know he had reaches out, he's cautiously open to it.
Dirk Strider is only looking for the family connection he's never had when he tracks down his long-lost brother's grown-up kid. He doesn't expect to find his nephew so beautiful, or so fragile. He can't take his eyes off him, and soon realizes there's not much he wouldn't do for Dave—or put up with.
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He ruffles your hair gently. “Bend your head for me, Dave.” You obey, and he buckles the collar around your neck. He takes something else from his pocket, and then you hear a click behind you, and you realize he’s padlocked the fastening closed. You make a soft noise in the back of your throat and fidget, just a little. It’s hard to understand how you can be so scared and feel safer than you’ve ever felt in your life at the same time.
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Pirate captain Dirk Strider returns to port to restock, recruit, and to see (read: feel up) his little brother Dave, a lieutenant in the Queen's Navy. Dave is less than pleased to see him.
Pseudo-historical pirate AU, born from the sentence: "What if Dirk was like Jack Sparrow, and Dave was Norrington?"
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a collection of drabbles
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estuaries by vesna (mrsronweasley)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 May 2021
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Wei Ying's back is to him, but Lan Zhan would know him anywhere. His hair is tied into a low ponytail, messy, as always. It's longer now than it was three years ago, snaking down his back, ending just above his shoulder blades. With him is a child—a boy—who's holding onto his hand and looking up at him with his eyebrows furrowed, one finger stuck in his mouth.
Lan Zhan feels utterly foolish peeking from behind a display case at them, but he's rooted to the spot. He cannot move.
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Bookmarked by witchofspaz
24 May 2021
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bring the ashes to me by mme_anxious
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2020
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“What does gege want?”
“I want—”
Xie Lian has to force his thoughts to stop their panicked skipping. What does he want? He wants the dusty solitude of his room. He wants to dunk his head in the wash water. He wants Ruoye tight around his ribs and the leaves of his tree in the window. And then a series of realizations: He wants this to be over, but he doesn’t want San Lang to leave. He wants to rest his weary body, but he doesn’t want to have sex. He wants to be fed—
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Xie Lian is cursed to need sex. Hua Cheng wants to help with that.
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Bookmarked by witchofspaz
30 Mar 2021
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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.
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- Part 1 of Endangeredverse
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- English
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Bookmarked by witchofspaz
16 Jul 2019
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Dirk has perfect control of the narrative. Then someone takes it from him.