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    Everyone is a bad influence at some point, right?

    A collection of shorts about teenagers doing the dumb things that teenagers do while spending the summer at Stark Tower.

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    Tony’s been through the wringer. Probably more than other people. He’s just trying to do something good for once.

    Peter can’t catch a break. He’s starting to think the universe just has it out for him. Isn’t life supposed to get better when you’re famous, or is that only for people without a secret identity?

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    All the times Tony has to save Peter Parker, and the one time Peter Parker has to save the world.

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    At twenty-five I found god. And guilt. He was tall, broad, well-built. Blonde hair and blonde lashes that framed whiskey-colored eyes so perfectly. He was my dream. And my nightmare. Crushing guilt crashed over me. Unnatural. Unholy. Disgusting. Despicable.

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    Or: Soap struggles with his religion

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    23 Aug 2024

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    28 Mar 2023

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    Peter and Aunt Hottie still stare at him, waiting for the second shoe to drop. The quiet in the car is deafening, and Tony can not look at them. Not for this next part. Tony takes a deep breath and says it quickly, before he can lose the nerve.

    “I may have accidentally shared with the public that I’ve chosen my successor as head of the company, that my successor is a current employee, and implied that the successor is my child. Peter is the only person I could have been referring to, which the media will figure out soon enough." At the shocked look on their faces, Tony remembers to add the sentence he had been building courage to say for months, which now seems to be the least of his problems. "Oh yeah, Pete, I was going to ask you if you’d like to take over Stark Industries. I want you to be my successor.”

     

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    Tony tells a reporter that his kid will be his successor, forgetting that Peter is not his child and that the public has no idea who Peter is. Of course, nothing can be simple.

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    21 Mar 2023

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    But the one that caught his eye and made him stop, was a shade of highlighter blue so bright that it almost hurt his eyes to look at. He did though, too wrapped up in taking careful note of the dark text, stark against the obscenely brilliant paper, advertising his name.

    Reward: for anyone with information on one (1) Peter B. Parker. $7

    And under that, in a delicate scrawl of purple crayon, the following sentence:

    “It’s all I have in my piggy bank right now. But we can do an IOU if you need more.”

    or; it’s been three years since Peter asked Strange to complete the spell that would erase him from everyone’s memory. Three years without anyone knowing him. Three years, all alone. All alone, that is, until he finds the poster advertising a reward for anyone with information on Peter Parker, with a note clearly written by a child.

    alternatively; Doctor Strange erased everyone’s memories. Everyone’s, it seems, except for Morgan Stark’s.

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    11 Mar 2023

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    “Uh, excuse me Swiper?” Tony snapped. His stomach started to burble with dangerous acid. Who the fuck does this guy think he is? He took a step forward, one of his hands already reaching for his arc reactor. “You have the wrong Dora.”

    With a singular tap, the nanotech spread from his chest, to his right shoulder, all the way to only one of his arms.

    A soft voice spoke up- the voice of what was unmistakably a young boy, in his early 20’s at most. “...oh crap.”

    “Oh crap is right.” Tony couldn’t help but growl under his breath.

    He raised his armored hand, the whizzing sound of his gauntlet building up already cutting through the air.  He wasn’t going to shoot the kid obviously (and yes, kid, because there was no way a full-fledged adult had that much of a high-pitched voice). Just maybe the window next to him, give the brat a good scare and all of that.

    Then he could move on and ask how the hell he entered the building.

     

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    OR: Instead of Peter being wiped from everybody's minds after Spider Man:No Way Home, he gets sent to a Post-Endgame everybody lives alternative universe.

    There's a catch though.

    Peter Benjamin Parker never existed there.

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    08 Mar 2023

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