whatthefuckisasweep
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- Red vs. Blue (3)
- Jake and Amir (3)
- Borderlands (Video Games) (1)
- Fallout 4 (1)
- What We Do in the Shadows (TV) (1)
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Amir gets cheered up from his "break up" in the Blumenfeld way.
As they say, blood is thicker than spum. At least, that's what Leron says.
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Peony for your thoughts: everyone needs somebuddy to be head clover heels in gullieship with.
(A Jake and Amir Hanahaki Fic.)
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Jake's no good at goodbyes.
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Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery by whatthefuckisasweep
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
22 Dec 2022
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“I want you to go down there and… impersonate… our friend Simmons. Lure the orange one into the backrooms. Lock him in there. I want to break these assholes before we go through with our plan. Especially Simmons. Fucker’s kind of crafty. Tried to pretend he was on our side.”
“So,” Gene says, rubbing his hands together evilly. “I’ll get to test out my super cool acting skills and make Simmons pissed.”
“And I get to monologue about my tragic past.”
“Aaaaaand I’m on it,” Gene calls, already running out the door. “Suck it, Simmons!”
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Instead of immediately putting Grif in the cell with the others, Temple decides he wants to take Simmons' happily ever after too. -
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Nandor tries to help Guillermo feel better, but he's not good at that kind of thing, especially when he doesn't know he's the one who caused it.
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Freddie broke up with Guillermo, but Nandor doesn't know why.
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Season 4 possible spat for funsies :)
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vague sense of longing by youremyboy (DacerGirl369) for dandelionblizzard
Fandoms: Jake and Amir
31 Dec 2023
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How they fall apart, and how they come back together.
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Bookmarked by whatthefuckisasweep
25 Jan 2024
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oh sheesh y'all, t'was a bean by youremyboy (DacerGirl369) for whatthefuckisasweep
Fandoms: Jake and Amir
05 Jan 2024
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Amir "works" in a coffee shop, and Jake is his favorite customer.
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05 Jan 2024
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That can't be me, I must be mistaken by nauseakills for whitebullet
Fandoms: Jake and Amir
24 Dec 2023
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//He leaves, sometimes. When he’s not with you, he’s doing things. All you’re ever doing is waiting for him to come back.//
Jake gulped. That wasn’t-
//Or following him.//
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Jake Hurwitz learns to get a fucking grip, for once.
Bookmarked by whatthefuckisasweep
26 Dec 2023
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i want everything to change (and stay the same) by youremyboy (DacerGirl369) for gingerandcelery
Fandoms: Jake and Amir
26 Dec 2023
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Jake came back.
Sometimes it's still easy to forget.
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Bookmarked by whatthefuckisasweep
27 Dec 2023
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“We all forget how we hit our heads and where we parked our car, Jake.” He shakes his head like this is obvious, scoffing. “What's the last thing you remember?”
“Uh. July 2009.”
“Oh. Jesus.”
or; Jake wakes up on the sidewalk, head pounding, no idea how he got there or what's going on. He knows Amir is to blame for the gaps in his memory, but everything is different now, and he can't remember why. It's a struggle to piece together the picture of his life— and maybe he won't like what he learns.
Bookmarked by whatthefuckisasweep
26 Dec 2023