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Upon seeing the blood drops in the snow, the queen wished that a child of her womb would possess those traits: red as the blood, white as the snow, and dark as the elder bark she was so perched under.
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Six years after he and Viktor part ways on antagonistic terms, Jayce wakes up in the Machine Herald’s medical clinic.
Jayce desperately wants to rub at his forehead, but the binding at his wrist stops him. He settles for squeezing his eyes shut. “Why?” he asks.
Viktor is silent for barely a moment. He says, tonelessly, “I assumed this was preferable to dying.”
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- Part 3 of arcane works
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16 Dec 2024
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The death of beloved Professor leaves Viktor in a bit of bind. While she was generous enough to leave him a substantial amount of money in her will, he can only collect it once he's married.
So leave it to Jayce to propose a solution, after all what is a little marriage between friends?
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15 Dec 2024
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“For someone who claims not to like thinking,” Edwin says, raising an eyebrow, “you do a remarkably good job of it.”
Charles laughs. “Tell that to my old teachers, mate.”
“If they disagree, then they can’t be very qualified.” Edwin says this simply, like it’s just a fact of life. Like it’s plainly obvious that if anyone thinks Charles is stupid, it’s they who are at fault.
Or: Charles grew up poor and is likely to stay that away, his job at the magic store notwithstanding. By the time he meets Edwin, he's decided that he wants a new life. In between figuring out what's up with the mysterious wish-granting pigeons, and whether he can go to the Royal Ball, Edwin makes him want to take a chance on being happy as well.
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07 Dec 2024
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It was hell seeing Edwin at school in the hallways, because Charles felt like a beacon was shining on himself permanently, singling him out, a giant sign hanging over his head, proclaiming in bold, neon letters, “Edwin Payne, I’m gagging for your cock!”
His crush had taken on the flavour of obsession. He was equally eager and afraid of Edwin noticing him, which was unlikely. Edwin Payne had never noticed him before.
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Short alive!au with actual plot featuring both Edwin's demonic sacrifice and Charles's brush with hypothermia.
Oh, and the filthiest blowjob I could manage.- Language:
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26 Nov 2024
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“He baby-trapped you,” the man said with a misplaced confidence that was almost impressive, “that’s fucked up, man.”
Buck blinked. Then blinked again. Then, “Uh... no. No, that’s not—”
“Shut it, Benji, that’s not what happened,” the other robber scowled, no longer trying to pretend he wasn’t eavesdropping. “They’re both dudes. A dude can’t baby-trap another dude.”
“Of course they can. Equal rights and shit! That’s what the parades are for.”
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There's a hostage situation at the bank and Buck is forced to reevaluate his relationship with Eddie (and vice versa).
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08 Nov 2024