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you must've had some practice; you showed me the best acting i've ever seen by whateveryoudodontdo
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Jun 2024
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I care for you, very deeply.
I want you to stay with me, because you want to. Only if you want to.
No way.
Stolas is fucking with him, right? Obviously the horny freak’s bored of the old routine. That’s all this is. That’s it.
Or, a dive into Blitz's mind and a lot of sweating over that "I love you".
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Blitzø is the proud owner of Ink Made Perfect or I.M.P. He has his life together finally. He left Verosika, he has his daughter and friends working with him, and he has a huge thing for the flower shop owner across the street... the married shop owner. Fuck
Stolas has achieved one of his dreams, opening Nettle Nest. The one thing in his life no one else had a say in, and with his divorce in progress, things seem to be looking up. Too bad he's crushing hard on the tattoo artist across the street... the one with a famous girlfriend.
Or...
Blitzø and Stolas each think the other is taken. They start an affair anyway. Misunderstandings ensue.
For Helluva Bang 2024
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- Part 1 of Stolitz Tattoo/Flowershop AU
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17 Dec 2024
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Almost dying is something Blitzø is oh so intimately familiar with—he's an assassin, for fuck's sake. Brushes with death are a part of the job description. Public executions, though, maybe...maybe not quite as much.
Realizing he's maybe kind of actually important to people? Yeah, no. That's. That's pretty fucking new.
So is the dawning understanding of the depth of these—these feelings he's fumbling with for the guy now sleeping there on his couch.
All this to say that everything's so goddamn fucked, right now, and he's gotta do what he can to pick up the pieces.
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15 Dec 2024
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Long Cool Owl (In a Black Dress) by MadPrinceFishhook
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
13 Dec 2024
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Saturday night, Blitzø is downtown, working for the FBI in a bootlegging boozer on the west side, when a long, cool owl in a black dress catches his eye and changes his life.
Loosely American Prohibition Era, but still in hell. Why is liquor illegal in hell? Don't worry about it.
Hardboiled detective noir style, based on the song Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress) by The Hollies
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13 Dec 2024
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if this was heroin, then you'd still be shaking at my feet by distortiondaisiras for beholdingthehunt
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 May 2024
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Stolas has a new boyfriend, Blitzø has the crystal. The deal is over. That should be the end of it.
But of course, it never is.
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06 Nov 2024
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The Eternal bond, or: Bang bang bang...Almost by SunriseGravity
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Oct 2024
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Venice under the full moon. A discreet yet luxurious and opulent resort.
Blitz has to kill the British aristocrat Stolas.
The occult-driven, Hell-obsessed, power-hungry Stolas wants to kill a demon.They end up having sex instead.
Also, Blitz just can't remember Stella's name.
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01 Nov 2024