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Karkat spent the last five years of his life ignoring his friends to finish writing the greatest romcom film of all time. Now, he needs a director.
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The Reawakening of Time by what_hasnt_been_taken_yet
Fandoms: Homestuck, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
18 Oct 2024
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Being a half-blood is tough. It's even tougher when you might be what causes the end of the world.
Wait, y'all actually want a real summary? Fine. I fight a shit ton of monsters. I receive a bullshit prophecy. I meet far too many people, only half of which want to kill me. I write incredibly non-descriptive chapter titles. And I kiss a dude. So if that doesn't interest you, I don't know what will.
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A questionably paranormal encounter during an archaeological dig sends Jake English on a quest to find evidence for the existence of ghosts. He is joined by Dirk Strider, relatively new friend and cynical nonbeliever. It's only a matter of time before shit gets crazy.
(Inspired by the beloved ghoul boys of Buzzfeed Unsolved.)
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Dirk Strider, a strange man with a past to run from, rides into Wilcox, Arizona late one summer night. He doesn't plan to stay long- that is, until he meets the charming force of nature that is Sheriff Jake English. As dangerous as it might be, he can't resist trying to get to know Jake better. How long can he toe the line before disaster strikes?
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You've beat the game. So why don't you feel accomplished? Let's dive into that.
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Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.
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TG: r u bein specieist dirk
TT: I am being sorely tested, is what I am. There’s just an unholy fuckton of people here already, and the most chaotic elements haven’t even turned up yet.
GG: I still think you’re exaggerating. Your family certainly is unconventional, but not nearly as bad as you’re making it out to be.
The beautiful, heartfelt tale of Dirk Strider trying to survive his big bro's wedding to the love of his life, and in particular the interspecies clusterfuck that is the wedding party. But at least he has his stalwart matesprit/boyfriend by his side! Admittedly Jayquh has no idea how weddings are supposed to go or how one would reasonably go about outlasting them, but he can probably figure it out as he goes along... right?
(Includes a full cast of terrifying aunts, two supportive friends, a pyromaniac best gal, two neurotic grooms, an overpowered kismesis of honor, a high-strung diva, and a chaotic chorus of delightfully terrible personalities galore.)
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- Part 2 of Species Swap Boogaloo
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02 May 2021
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Buy it, Use it, Break it, Fix it by Hammertimexx (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Daft Punk
16 Sep 2014
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"Helmets?"
Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.
A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?
Not a chance in hell.
(Written by: Hammer and Time)
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- 40/40
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26 Feb 2021
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HIATUS as I try to get my shit together; sorry about that. I’m not giving up though!
In a doomed timeline, a Prince splinters himself multiple times over.
Two Princes face corruption. One is consumed by it. The other dies.
The Rogue has a secret.
A new start begins.
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19 Feb 2021
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Jake asks Dirk to roleplay abandoning him. It's supposed to be therapeutic and sexy. Jake's not prepared for how much it gets to him.
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30 Jan 2021