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A Snake's Guide to Taming Defiant Quidditch Captains by Jello_cubez, rottendiary
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2024
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Theo knew the deal was set the moment Ginny Weasley stomped out of the conference room.
[Billionaire boyfriends Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott purchase the Holyhead Harpies, much to their captain Ginny Weasley's chagrin.]
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13 Dec 2024
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If you’re going to have angry sex with your long time quidditch rival in the showers post-match after he runs his mouth and tells the press your career is finished, you’d better make sure you use the right wrist movement when you cast your contraceptive charm. You should also double check it’s not a full moon, and that you’re not in a stadium built on top of old standing stones used in fertility ceremonies.
Then again… fuck it.
In which Ginny decides to keep the baby and Draco is keeping it together (for her).
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12 Dec 2024
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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13 Mar 2024
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“I can’t believe you put your ring in,” she accused under her breath. “I thought you and Potter were together!”
“Harry’s the best,” Theo told her in an excited undertone. “He’s also unexpectedly extremely possessive; Pans, it’s so hot.” He whined and she tsked. “He told me to come back smelling like someone else’s cologne so that’s what I intend to do. I really, really can’t wait.”
“Don’t be vulgar.” Draco had charmed the bowl to divide the rings into pairs and she didn’t have the head on her for a proper dressing down of Theo’s oversharing.
She forced herself not to be hopeful but despite her relentless will against it, felt the flicker of it just behind her heart as Draco began rattling off names.
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Or, Purebloods have a fun tradition with their signet rings.
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11 Mar 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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06 Mar 2024