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Astarion crouches in the underbrush and tuts softly to himself, watching the shadows dance in the shallows with glee. Liar, liar, pants on fire. "Well, well, Wyll," he murmurs. "What are you up to?"
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The Blade of Frontiers has a secret. One of these days, ideally before his good fortune runs dry and he succumbs to a gruesome tentacled demise, Astarion is going to get to the bottom of it.
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missed connections by wastrelwoods
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
05 May 2024
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Kabru and Laios each get a little distracted, reflecting on their first actual face-to-face conversation.
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The coffin air of Szarr Palace is choked with a stark emptiness no matter how many wretched souls might be wandering the vaulted hallways or tossing and turning fitfully in the grand bedchambers. Desolate as a tomb, the whole damn place. Desolate as an ossuary, more like, with the walls all hiding yellowed bones stacked in neat rows, the sunken floors rotted with old gore.
Blood, blood everywhere, Astarion muses idly, and not a drop to drink.
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“Well, here I am,” he says. “And here you are. A couple of heroic little monsters. As valiant as they come.”
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- Part 1 of my friend jehan baldursgate
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“This is all I want, Hannibal,” Will breathes in exultation. “Just the two of us. Together at the end of the world.”
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Post-Mizumono. Hannibal drops a teacup to shatter on the floor. In the best of all possible worlds, Abigail Hobbs is left to piece together the fragments.
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your heart is a vast stone desert by wastrelwoods for divinetheatre
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Venus in Fur - Ives
24 Feb 2023
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“We both want to understand.” Will props his weight against the edge of the desk again, a contrapposto effigy staring Hannibal down with graven calm. “We both want to be understood. There could be a way forward, there.”
Hannibal folds his hands in his lap and tilts his head. “If we both confess.”
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- Part 2 of Hannibal Bingo
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Will shifts upright against the headboard and takes the cup he’s offered, and clears his throat, nodding to the one particular audacious feature of the room that had escaped his attention under the cover of night. “There’s a mirror on the ceiling,” he says, conversationally.
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- Part 1 of Hannibal Bingo
- Part 1 of the mirror crack'd from side to side
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"I feel like we had a miscommunication here," Lord Verger croons. "Maybe I was unclear. What I said was 'Kill Hannibal Lecter for me'. But what you just did--" He leans in close enough to smell the port on his breath, and the ever-present slaughterhouse effluvia beneath. "--was doublecross me and make yourself his personal bodyguard."
"I'm going to kill him," Will grits out, lip curled in a half-swallowed snarl. "I will. Soon. Just not yet."
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Lord Hannibal Lecter is a nobleman with a reputation for ruthlessness. Will Graham is a woodsman with a grudge. They are both in the business of revenge.
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Hannibal looks away. Keeps his posture perfectly straight and his breathing perfectly even. "Will Graham is dead," he repeats. The words come out flat, hollow and distant. They do not sound real. "That is a surprise."
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Late Season 3 Canon-Divergent AU: Will gets home just in time to intercept the Great Red Dragon coming to kill his family. Behind bars, Hannibal grapples with unforeseen consequences, and considers the blood of the lamb.
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Perception is a tool pointed at both ends—few understand that better than BSHCI star inmate Will Graham, who can pluck a stranger's darkest secrets out of their heads with one look.
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"Why do your friends keep you around, Riz Gukgak?"
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A character study in academic dishonesty, frozen yogurt, jumping out of windows, friendship, and love without the romance.
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The second thing Riz does after figuring out he’s trans is to call his mom.
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Peter comes back from a trip bearing gifts. Juno's busy at work, and then he isn't.
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- Part 4 of Meg Does Kinktober!
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If Vespa were here, she would point out that Juno’s got a stakeout to get back to, but his gut tells him whatever Nureyev’s scheming at is a thousand times more interesting.
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- Part 3 of Meg Does Kinktober!
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“Juno,” Nureyev chides. “Darling. You trust me, don’t you? You know I’ll give you anything you ask for.” He slips off the bed and circles Juno, and his hand comes up to grasp at Juno’s jaw next, firmly this time, tilting his chin up and holding it still, so he couldn’t look away if he tried. “But you do have to ask, pet.”
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- Part 2 of Meg Does Kinktober!
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When Peter lets himself back into the suite, Juno’s sprawled across the bed in something flimsy and lacy with a surface area not much wider than the cockeyed grin on his face.
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- Part 1 of Meg Does Kinktober!
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Prince Peter Nureyev III disappeared twenty years ago, in the coup that brought down the old Brahma. A nameless thief has spent his life searching the galaxy for the home he can't remember. Buddy Aurinko and her family of thieves take on the con of the century, with a royal twist.
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Peter Nureyev comes to Mars for a job, and meets a dancer with an award-winning smile who seems to be the only person who can lead him to the item he’s been hired to reclaim. Complications quickly arise, and Peter finds himself temporarily engaged to a man in a coma whilst embroiled in a conspiracy for control of Hyperion City. Then he meets his fiance’s twin brother, and things go spectacularly pear-shaped.
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Buddy leads them back into the city proper and breathes a little easier as the blaster fire gradually comes to a halt. Ransom keeps pace with her, but his footfalls are less silent than before, and more and more unsteady as time goes on. It’s scarcely a few minutes since they began the second leg of their great escape when she looks back to see him propped against a wall in the shadow of an overhanging roof, his face quite bloodless and one silk shirtsleeve turning rapidly and visibly the opposite.
The one of Buddy’s eyes in the half of her face she can move for trying goes wide. “You got hit,” she says, and it comes out unexpectedly scolding.
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- Part 4 of bad things happen bingo