waltztangocache

a picrew with a pink hoodie and a pumpkin for a head.



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    fics about cori sunset and the cult of devotion. named after the mountain goats song. blanket cw for cults, blood, injury, and medical stuff.

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    fics about the ambushed players. can be read in any order unless otherwise specified

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    It felt like Richie understood something about human nature that nobody else really did until they were at least fifty because for him the wisdom had already been there from birth. Like he was one of those guys that when you met him, you knew instantly that he was the kind of kid that would go out and stand around with the uncles in the backyard at family get-togethers and listen intently while they all talked about their ex-wives and nod his little head and say, whatcha gonna do, man? And all the uncles would shake their heads too and say, well, true, what can ya do. This twelve-year-old's really knowledgeable. I feel like he gets me.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    "Ah," Yusuf says, lifting a reproving hand, "are we calling less than 24 hours of memory loss amnesia now?"

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    14 Jul 2024

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    “I’m going to sue you for workplace sexual harassment,” Arthur tries one night at a bar, without much hope.

    “Well, it would certainly be an interesting challenge for your barrister,” Eames allows. “Seeing as we have no legal workplace, I’m wanted in half of Europe, and last I checked you’ve got an Interpol red notice out on you. But sure, absolutely – give it a go. Never know unless you try, and all that.”

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    [or: Arthur is married to Eames for the better part of a decade. Then he wakes up.]

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    08 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Linus wakes up in a bed. The article is important. A bed, not his.

    He knows because he packs his own hypoallergenic pillowcases, and he wakes up sneezing.

    “Bless you,” Rusty says politely.

    Linus sneezes again.

    “Wow,” Rusty says. “You sneeze in tw — ”

    Linus sneezes again.

    “ — threes,” Rusty finishes.

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    08 Jun 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Gucci keeps an anonymous Strand Semaphore account for research purposes. It only makes sense to keep up with the Bilateral Intercession's various podcasts and talking heads. It's basic reputation management for Millennium Break - nothing more, nothing less.

    Brnine is just looking for a distraction between missions. They certainly weren't hoping to get dragged into some forum troll's personal drama, but sure, they may as well entertain them. What else do they have to do?

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    04 Feb 2024

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