walkingpileofshit
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Dirty cash, I want you, Dirty cash, I need you ooh! by walkingpileofshit
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Oct 2024
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title is a lyric from the song “Dirty Cash (Money Talks)”
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Wades attempts at flirting are finally kicking Peter in the balls in the most pleasant way ever. Seeing Wade slop up a burrito that oddly looks like a dick to Peter, makes him reach the breaking point his horny mind created.
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Lonely Boy, Staying Lonely by Remy_Writes5
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 Mar 2023
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It's been three years since all memory of Peter Parker has been erased from existence. Peter has been keeping his head down, going to college, working and being Spider-man. He doesn't realize just how much he lost until Deadpool comes along and reminds him of everything he's been missing.
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- Part 1 of Take It Slow For Me, Daddy
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22 Dec 2024
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Everything I Wanted by Remy_Writes5
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Jul 2024
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Spider-Man crawls into Deadpool’s lap and starts to rub up against him. Wait, that’s a terrible place to start. This all began when Spidey texted Wade for an epic team up to take down some drug smugglers.
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21 Dec 2024
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[ONESHOT] Spider-Mans personal photographer meets Wade Wilson by CircusCookies
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
08 Oct 2023
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Peter worked at the Daily Bugle pretty much just taking pictures of heroes. Robbie said it was because he knows a good picture when he sees it. Today, Peter had an appointment at three with a mysterious man who wanted to sell his pictures of a certain masked hero.
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18 Dec 2024
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You Must Be Destiny (I can't think up another reason) by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Mar 2024
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Peter Parker is of the (rather justified, if you ask him) opinion that his life is not in need of a soulmate right now. Add it all up, and it'd really just be better for everyone involved if there wasn't one, given the spidery alter-ego and the tragedy that follows him at every turn. Peter gets to keep his scientific scepticism, and they get to keep their life of relative safety, win-win right?
Unfortunately, Fate is not one to give a shit about any of that, and neither is Deadpool.
Or: another soulmates au, and Fate has its work cut out for it with these two idiots.
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18 Dec 2024
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like a record, baby by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Oct 2022
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“I already have an escape plan,” Deadpool says. He grabs Peter’s wrist, raises it above his head, and then digs his thumb into Peter’s spinneret.
Or: Peter gets bitten by a spider, immediately runs into Deadpool, and later keeps running into him, but as Spider-Man. Also, spinnerets. Okay, mainly: spinnerets.
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18 Dec 2024