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    When Lance picks one of the most challenging potions known to the wizarding world as his final Potions project, he quickly realizes he has bitten off more than even a three-headed dog would be able to chew--things go very much awry. He ends up paired with Keith Kogane, star of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, just because Professor Snape is essentially the worst.

    By the way, did he mention that the potion he chose is Amortentia, the most potent love potion ever brewed?

    Yeah, it goes about as well as one would expect.

    (Also referred to as the fic where Keith needs some damn impulse control.)

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    05 Jan 2025

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    “How would anyone notice what anyone else’s type is in the middle of all this?!” Matt demanded, laughing.
    “What’s Keith’s type?” Lance blurted out like an idiot.
    “It’s… obvious,” Pidge said. “He gets all flustered over shitty puns and most physical comedy. And have you seen the way he stares at Hunk when he’s going on about the mechanics of something? Like how the lions work? I’ve literally seen him blushing when Hunk goes into explanation mode.”
    “So, you think he has a crush on Hunk?” Lance squawked.
    “No. You bonehead,” Pidge laughed. “I’m saying any dad-joke-telling, klutzoid with good grades has probably got a pretty good shot at Keith.”

    Or: It figures that after years of getting it hilariously wrong face-to-face, Lance finally gets good at talking to Keith through a screen, which is, like, one of his biggest accomplishments. Then, Pidge makes the comment that Keith has a type, while heavily implying that it's Matt.
    But, listen, with everything going on with Voltron, the coalition, the Blade of Marmora, and Coran, Lance isn't going to get distracted worrying about it.
    Ask anyone, he's always been great with measuring levels of importance....

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    05 Jan 2025

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    When Keith gets bitten by a creepy beetle, Lance expects him to be angry. He doesn't expect Keith to become a celebrity with a massive crush on yours truly, and he definitely doesn't expect to have feelings about it, either.

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    03 Jan 2025

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    [1:34 pm] lanceroo: one hour and eighteen minutes done, one hour and forty-nine minutes to go
    we just stopped for gas and snacks
    [1:34 pm] hunk o’cheese: and? have you done anything stupid
    your words, not mine
    [1:34 pm] lanceroo: not yet, but it’s becoming increasingly more difficult
    he has his hair pulled back
    [1:35 pm] hunk o’cheese: oof. how are you holdin up buddy
    [1:35 pm] lanceroo: the thought of holding his hand has only crossed my mind about several hundred million times so far
    [1:35 pm] hunk o’cheese: you are so brave

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    02 Jan 2025

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    Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting Iwaizumi.

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