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The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2015
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After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the
eighteentwenty dicks.Series
- Part 1 of Dick Chicken
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12 Jan 2025
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When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.
Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.
Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.
And you know what? He just might.
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11 Jan 2025
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Alex (DO NOT ANSWER)
i stole ur sweater
you are not getting it back
Henry Fox
Alex, that is my favourite jumper. Give it back.
Alex (DO NOT ANSWER)
lmaooooo good! no! mine now
Henry Fox
You live to torment me
Alex (DO NOT ANSWER)
local man finds out what soulmates are!
Most people aren’t unlucky enough to meet their soulmates. Unfortunately, Henry Fox isn’t most people.
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- Part 10 of My One-iest Shots
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05 Jan 2025
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The Thirteenth Duke by clottedcreamfudge for villiageidiot
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
18 Dec 2024
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Alex is trying to find himself after his divorce, and Castle Llwynywermod seems like the perfect place to do it. Henry, the grumpy duke who owns the castle in question, strongly disagrees. This can only go well.
(An 'A Castle for Christmas' movie fusion fic.)
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30 Dec 2024
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The boy raised an eyebrow, a soft chuckle escaping him. “Shit, I wasn’t expecting that.”
Simon shot him a sidelong glance. “What exactly were you expecting?”
“I dunno, something quieter,” the boy said nonchalantly, spinning the ring again. “You don’t seem like the loud type.”
“Really?” Simon raised an eyebrow. “You seem to know a lot about types.”
“Know you’re my type,” the kid grinned, elbowing Simon lightly in the ribs, as if it were the most normal thing in the world to flirt from a holding cell.
Or; Christmas Eve in a holding cell. How bad could it be, really?
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- Part 1 of jailmon<3
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24 Dec 2024
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I’m a lost cause (save me from myself) by RarelyRad
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
21 Dec 2024
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Alex hasn’t seen Henry since he left in Austin. But over a year later, Henry shows up at Alex’s doorstep in the middle of the night needing help, needing someone to care, needing someone to save him after he went on a date where he was sexually assaulted.
TWs in the tags.
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23 Dec 2024
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both your hands (in the holes of my sweater) by miharaikko
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
21 Dec 2024
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“Are you alright?” Henry asks.
“Mhm, just a bit chilly. Didn’t know it would be so windy up here.”
“Quite. And you didn’t think to bring a jumper with you,” Henry shakes his head and stands.
“What are you, my mom? And who says jumper anyways?” Alex tries to be snappy, but he’s already full of goosebumps. He tries warming up by rubbing his forearms with his palms, but Henry takes off his soft grey jumper and hands it to him.
“I do. And you’ll wear it for the ride back home.”
“Nah, Hen! I’m f-f-fine,” Alex tries to say, teeth clacking.
“You are not, and I will not take no for an answer. Don’t be daft, Alex, and take the jumper!”
Or: Henry and Alex lend each other certain clothes items over the years
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23 Dec 2024
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The Flight Before Christmas by indomitablelove for LolaLand (Lola_di_Penates)
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
22 Dec 2024
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Alex loves his job. He gets to fly all over the world and see incredible places. It satisfies his restlessness and his need to always be on the move.
But sometimes, Alex hates his job. Hates the passengers.
One passenger in particular.
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or Alex is a flight attendant and Henry is his most-hated passenger.
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22 Dec 2024
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The Prince of Nowhere by graceofgrayskull
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
10 Jan 2025
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Prince Henry represents everything Alex Claremont-Diaz hates about the wealthy and privileged. While every news outlet in the country is obsessively reporting on Henry’s abdication and subsequent move to the U.S. to attend a PhD program, Alex just wishes he could have a single day when he’s not reminded of the guy's stupid face. Except he won’t stop coming into the coffee shop where Alex works.
Still reeling from the public and private backlash on his decision to leave England, all Henry wants is to keep his head down and get through the semester. But when Alex comes barreling headfirst into his life—bright, brash, an embodiment of all the things he cannot have—Henry finds himself entirely unable to keep away.
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21 Dec 2024
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"Hiii there! I really like your bow, did you pick it yourself?"
The girl scrunched her nose a little, and nodded. Her hand went up to replace the accessory on her ponytail. "It's shiny." She explained, as if Simon couldn't see the little glitters on it.
"Oh that's soooo cool!! I wish my hat was shiny too!" Simon gestured to his hat with an exaggered pout. It was working, as the little girl gave a little smile. "Ah but I'm impolite, I didn't introduce myself. I'm Simon, nice to meet you! What's your name, Little Miss Shiny Bow?"
"Elizabet, but my friends call me Lita." She answered, finally stepping from behind the woman.
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While working a seasonal job as a Christmas elf at the mall, Simon met a peculiar little girl. What he hadn't expected was how well she got along with his own kid... nor how very nice on the eyes her father was.
Oh, but he was single as well, how convenient was that?
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- Part 2 of A Very Wilmon Christmas
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17 Dec 2024
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i think i might have fallen in love, what am i to do by starmanfox
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
29 Nov 2024
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Alex just keeps staring at the paper for a bit. Henry is barely breathing, scared that Alex will laugh at the note. That he’ll find it embarrassing. But he doesn’t. Instead, he puts his back against the lockers and sighs. “I wish I could find out who it is.”
“Do you— Is there anyone you wish it was?” Henry is definitely scared of the answer. A part of him knows he and Alex can probably never become a reality but it doesn’t stop him from being jealous of anyone Alex might have an interest in.
“Not really.” Henry tries his best to hide his smile at Alex’s answer.
or, Alex has a secret admirer and needs Henry's help to find out who it is.
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13 Dec 2024
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A low whine escaped Simon's lips. That was his luck, first he had to sweep the whole staircase because of the pine needles, and now he had to go back and forth to pick up his lost decorations. He was glad he didn't buy anything made of glass.
He looked up at his neighbor, a scowl on his face, expecting an apology from the man for shoving him like that. Maybe a little help with his predicament?
But the guy just eyed Simon down, rolling his eyes at his expression and walked down the stairs without paying him much attention.
"Oh wow polite much. Bitch." Simon muttered, and scrambled to pick up his bags to at least set them up securely in the corridor.
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Moving in another city around his favorite holiday was already making Simon tired. What he hadn't expected was that he literally moved next to the Grinch.
But Simon was good, too good to ignore the sad, sad look in the depth of his eyes.
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- Part 1 of A Very Wilmon Christmas
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11 Dec 2024
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The Library of Alejandro by clottedcreamfudge for OrchidScript
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
03 Dec 2024
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When is a library not a library? When the building is destroyed? When its contents are burned or misplaced?
Ship of Theseus arguments aside, the simple fact is this: the essence of a library is knowledge, and that can never be stopped.
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Henry is a librarian. Alex is something else altogether.
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04 Dec 2024
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Dinner For Two ( 2) by aforgottennymph
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
23 Nov 2024
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Alex’s jaw clenches. “He’s a good dude.”
“He is. Handsome too.” He has no clue why he says it until it’s already out in the open.
“Huh,” Alex says, eyes dark when they meet Henry’s, “you think?”
Henry finds himself nodding, swallowing tightly around the glass of water Alex passes him. “Yes. He’s from Texas, isn’t he?”
“We both are.” Alex’s knuckles are tinged with white where they sit around his glass. “Grew up together.”
“Cowboy,” Henry snorts, a private joke almost to himself. He’d had a bit of a thing for cowboys in his youth. Something that had unfortunately also crossed over into his writing.
“You like cowboys?” Alex asks.
And suddenly it feels dangerous.
Or, Pez is determined that this blind date will be the one to end all others. Henry's a lot more interested in his date's best friend.
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- Part 11 of My One-iest Shots
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24 Nov 2024
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tired of writing in pencil (i'm inking you in) by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
12 Nov 2024
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Against everyone's better judgement, tattoo artist Alex takes up a babysitting job on the side after he forms a connection with the kid over their shared love of art. It doesn't hurt that his dad's kind of hot, too.
He gets more than he signed up for the longer he spends with them, and figures out that maybe the key to happiness isn't what he thought it was — maybe growing up means being a little childish after all.
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13 Nov 2024
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and history remembered. by sherryvalli
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
03 Nov 2024
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Calvin @calvincdiaz
alex and prince henry both at the royal wedding…… they'll be grappling by the dessert table before the night’s over
From cakegate to the leak - from Twitter's POV.Series
- Part 1 of the world watched...
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- 16/16
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04 Nov 2024
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Arthur (is a) Fox by clottedcreamfudge
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
30 Oct 2024
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“Dinner will probably be ready in about ten minutes, so unless you want my parents to come up here and make assumptions about your virtue—”
“Which would be totally accurate,” Alex interrupts him, and Henry smiles in a way that sort of does things to Alex’s central nervous system. God, those are some good genes.
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As expected, Alex meets Henry. The thing is, he meets Arthur first.
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31 Oct 2024
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Nathaniel Wesninski's twentieth birthday is a Very Bad Day for Neil Josten. But he's got Andrew, and he's got the Foxes.
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Neil merely laughed – a cold, bone-chilling sound that was deeply at odds with his usual humor. “This is a promise, Jack: if you so much as look at Andrew again, I will personally ensure that the short remainder of your life is as painful as possible. And not a single person here will be able to do a thing about it.”
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29 Oct 2024
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There’s very little Andrew likes less than being tricked, but not knowing things does make the cut. He stands, throws his messenger bag over his shoulder, grabs his coffee, and stomps over to slide into the chair across from the guy. He looks up at Andrew with a flash of calculated flight or fight in his eyes, but he quickly smooths this over and affixes a look of polite interest on his face. “Can I help you?”
“Are you on Grindr?” Andrew asks. Bluntly.
“Uh,” the guy says, looking more confused. “I don’t know. What is it?”
“It’s a hookup app gay men use.”
“Oh,” he says, frowning. “No, I’m definitely not on that.”
“Because you don’t do gay men?”
The guy shrugs. “Because I don’t do hookups.”
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- Part 1 of Catfish
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27 Oct 2024
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i wanna see you (be brave) by arkastadt, orphan_account
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
10 Aug 2019
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“That’s just ridiculous,” Allison says, shaking her head. “Tell me they’re not getting it on.”
“No idea, but I’m gonna take a picture.” Dan lifts the camera that’s been hanging around her neck for the last hour or so and actually snaps a picture of the two of them like that. “Maybe if we hang it up, they’ll notice how it looks like from the outside.”
„Fellas,“ Allison says, voice dropping a few octaves lower, “is it gay if I stare deep into my homie's eyes for three minutes?”
— or, neil and andrew's evolution over the books but through matt's eyes
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26 Oct 2024