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    “He got into a car with tinted windows and an asshole driver,” Matt says, very slowly and stiffly. “We thought he was being kidnapped.”

    “It’s not that weird.” Wade chirps, though it doesn’t make Tony look less like he’s going to pop a fuse.

    Peter sometimes can’t believe his life.

    (AKA: Daredevil and Deadpool, being well-adjusted individuals who are very normal about Peter being a kid, handle Peter being a kid... well.)

    [all works in this series can be read as standalones]

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    16 Dec 2024

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    There's cash in front of him, a briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.

    Or: Deadpool's hired to kill Peter Parker, former CEO of the now bankrupt Parker Industries, and Wade decides he better ask his trusted superhero crush Spider-Man—and Parker's former bodyguard—if his ex-boss really deserves a katana to the chest.

    Things are much more complicated.

    Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.

    “But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. “They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”

    Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Do me a favor, just crush my windpipe."

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    12 Dec 2024

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    Fantastic and loyal to the comics! This was my crutch through finals.

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    Wade’s got a defense mechanism. Grin and bear it.

    But the thing is, Wade’s angry into his bones.

    (Or, this is what happens when a seemingly unassuming, run-of-the-mill hit gets personal)

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    11 Dec 2024

  4. Rec 54

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    New York was always full of surprises for Wade. But when Vanessa becomes friendly with a random college student—friendlier than he would expect from his usually prickly bae—Wade finds himself staring down the unexpected possibility that Wade Nessa=5ever might not be as set in stone as he thought.

    He would never stand in the way of Vanessa’s happiness. Never. He loved her too much.

    But goddamn did he hate Peter Parker.

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    10 Dec 2024

  5. Rec 23

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    Getting over it was a shitshow. It was like stumbling your way down a dark hallway barefoot, knowing your next step could very well land you in a jackass kid’s pile of legos. Except there was always going to BE a pile of legos. Your only choice? Keep walking or sit down and give up.

    Giving up wasn’t in their vocabulary.

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    10 Dec 2024

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