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Yoongi has problems with:
- his cat (though she can be cute sometimes)
- his friends (though he wouldn’t be able to live without them)
- his work (just needs to figure some things out, is all)And now, apparently, Yoongi also has a problem with dialing the right phone number and not falling for the nice stranger's voice on the other side.
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- English
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12 Feb 2024
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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- English
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- 138,609
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- 13/13
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25 Dec 2023
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And Jungkook and Taehyung can say what they want, show him as many videos and make him listen to as many songs as they like, but the truth of the matter is that Seokjin’s opinion is not uninformed and that SUGA and his bad-boy-anarchist-rap-god image is just not real.
Not when Seokjin’s been witness to Yoongi.
(or: AU where Kim Seokjin runs a tiny hotel in the heart of Seoul, and Min Yoongi is a world-famous rapper who drops by to escape the pressures of idol life.)
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- English
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- 25,923
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- 1/1
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- 269
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10 Oct 2022
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“Okay, when I said let’s get you a drink I didn’t mean the entire handle.” Yoongi takes the bottle and shoves it into the hands of a confused looking freshman passing by.
“What are you talking about?” Seokjin says indignantly. “I’m a great drunk!”
“All I’m saying is that you should slow down. We just got here, what’s the hurry?”
“The hurry is that I need to go talk to Namjoon. I need to, I don’t know, make him remember me because I’m gonna try to seduce him.” Seokjin squints in Namjoon and Jackson’s general direction. “Do you think he remembers me?”
“Wait, Namjoon? As in Kim Namjoon? Linguistics major, like 6 feet tall, has these dimples,” Yoongi frowns. “Didn’t you take that philosophy class he was TAing for? The one you complained about daily.”
“Yeah, him. The one with the dimples. I’d never forget those dimples,” Seokjin sighs dreamily. “And I didn’t complain daily. It was at most every other day.”
Yoongi rolls his eyes.
(or: Seokjin tries to seduce Namjoon to get over his ex but falls in love with him instead.)
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24 Jul 2022
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The one where campaign staffer Jeon Jungkook falls in love with political reporter Kim Seokjin and vice versa. Featuring the gang, your everyday corrupt politicians, idealism and dreams and a very yappy dog from next door.
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08 Nov 2021
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Department president and all-around student leader Kim Seokjin gets paired with star athlete Jeon Jungkook for the most important project of their third year in university as communication majors: to produce weekly vlogs showcasing their daily lives.
Forced to work and spend time together, will something more develop between two opposites whose only similarity is their hatred towards each other?
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- English
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- 68,391
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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08 Nov 2021
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home is (this house and the people in it) by fruitily
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Jun 2018
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“okay,” namjoon says slowly, “you can’t just drag strangers home with you because they tell you their name.”
“we didn’t kidnap him. he is here very much of his own volition,” taehyung pipes in. he slaps at jeon jungkook’s shoulder. the boy looks sort of pained, and yoongi can’t blame him. “we met him at a street corner, near jimin’s work. it was raining, and he didn’t have an umbrella, and he was looking kind of lost, so we asked him to come with us.”
“and you just went with them? two strangers? them?” namjoon stresses, and jimin and taehyung look kind of uncertain, like they’re not sure whether they were just insulted.
jungkook merely shrugs.
“you end up doing all kinds of shit,” he says, and yoongi perks up at the sound of his voice, “when you live out of your car.”
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or: jungkook stays for a night, and then ends up staying a lot longer.
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- Part 1 of home is
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- English
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- 83,563
- Chapters:
- 10/12
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- 3
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- 809
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01 Nov 2021
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keep pulling me close ('cause I'm fading) by bloomgguk
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
15 Mar 2021
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Kim Seokjin is certain of two things: one, he doesn’t need a bodyguard, thank you very much and two, Jeon Jeongguk will make him lose his fucking sanity.
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13 Oct 2021
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Jungkook is sick of being stalked by a door.
So when the door shows up in his apartment one day, he finally decides to open it.
(Alternatively, Jungkook has a busy enough life trying to manage school and two jobs, now this strange door keeps appearing everywhere he goes. The day he opens it, he's thrown into a new kind of adventure that might be the greatest thing that's ever happened to him, but might also be his greatest mistake.)
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- Part 1 of Galaxy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 144,540
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 13
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- 1,006
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- 5,718
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26 Sep 2021
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On the cold Friday night, in a world where the first object one’s soulmate touches would bloom into a flower, a daffodil had bloomed out of a police officer’s chest from the bullet shot by a mafia.
On that cold Friday night, Min Yoongi had shot his soulmate.
(or that AU where the first thing of yours that your soulmate touches would bloom into your birth flower. The youngest son of the city's notorious mafia gang Min Yoongi found his the night he shot police officer Jung Hoseok, a flower blooming from his heart)
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- English
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- 127,477
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 2
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- 698
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27 Dec 2020
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22 Nov 2020
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Kim Seokjin had plans for his life.
He had everything all planned out. From Secondary School all the way to when he was supposed to have kids.But life never goes according to plan. Especially not when all it took to change Jin's life was three knocks and a ding of a bell.
And just like that, Jin had a baby in his arms that was now his.
Or,
Single parent Jin who is just trying to survive ft single parent Namjoon who is the CEO of the company Jin works in.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,068
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- 5,317
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- 147,072
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20 Nov 2020
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When Yoongi moves into the new apartment, it’s only after the landlady assures him the two kids next door are the ‘sweetest things on the planet’ and ‘definitely won’t be noisy.’
The next day, he meets Seokjin and his two sons Jimin and Taehyung, both of whom are pretending to be dragons and making lots of noise.
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- English
- Words:
- 13,347
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 150
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- 6,881
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12 Nov 2020
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Settle Down With Me, and I Will Be Your Safety by unclassified_lkg
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Apr 2018
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Yoongi feels lightheaded and even more nauseas than before. He almost wishes he hadn’t shown up.
His hands are numb.
He could never tell Jimin before. He'd been too scared, and somewhat hopeful that all of this would have been forgotten and cancelled. But here he was now. Sitting inside this pretty decent café, hands and feet numb, his coffee entirely forgotten.
Yoongi knew that this meeting would be inevitable. He knew that this day would eventually come ever since he was 15.
And he finds himself completely unprepared.
Their eyes meet.
Yoongi can read the recognition, the disbelief, the sheer confusion in his eyes.
Jimin stands there rooted for so long, Yoongi is worried he’s going to bolt the moment he recovers. He kind of hopes he does.
But he doesn’t. Jimin was always too strong; too ready to listen.
Instead, with a whole lot more stability than Yoongi would have ever been able to muster, Jimin walks up to the table booked under their parent’s names.
Yoongi stands at once, careful not to knock into the table.
‘Hyung?’
‘Hi Jimin.’ Yoongi is surprised to hear his own voice. He didn’t sound as nervous as he felt. ‘It’s been a while.’- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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22 Oct 2020
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Jungkook just moved to Seoul and comes to a new school. He's quite naive and believes that there is good in everyone. He loves photography and always carries his camera with him. He thought his life wasn't going to change much, even though he had moved to Seoul.
However, that changed, when he took a picture of a certain orange-haired boy with the brightest eye-smile he had ever seen.
for the Russian translation, visit this website
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- Part 1 of Home Is Where The Heart Is
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 205,656
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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- 1,233
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04 Oct 2020
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the strongest stars have hearts of cypher by linkpoisoned
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Sep 2017
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if only we could learn to love each other, even in a void without.
in a universe far far away, kim namjoon and kim seokjin have been thrown into an arranged marriage that needs to appear real. fumbling through a fake relationship isn't fun, and it's even less so when everything about the two clashes.or: namjin space au w/ fake relationship & arranged marriage. y'all know where this is going, buckle up for the ride.
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- English
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- 58,774
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 2
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- 603
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02 Oct 2020
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This is the story of how indigo became amber.
Indigo wasn't a bad colour. It was a colour of thought and contemplation, nobility, sincerity and solitude. But maybe solitude was not the thing Namjoon wanted.
When he married Jin, he didn't expect him to bring the warmth and care and love. He didn't expect him to corrupt the indigo, unknowingly morphing it into another brighter, more vibrant colour. But perhaps it was what he needed in his life. The solid warmth of amber.
Alternatively, Namjoon has a crush on his husband.
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- English
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- 61,790
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 441
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- 1,084
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01 Oct 2020
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“They say when you fall in love you can’t fall asleep, but now that I’ve met you I feel like I finally can.”
A University AU where Jungkook and Taehyung become roommates. But Jungkook has insomnia and can't fall asleep with other people and Taehyung can't fall asleep alone.
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- English
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- 149,957
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- 22/22
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- 4,159
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- 35,422
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12 Jul 2020
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Once a renowned boxer, Jeon Jeongguk is forced into hiding when he is accused of taking steroids during a major competition. He moves to Seoul, where he finds work as a physical therapist and trainer for Park Jimin, a dancer who can't quite feel his legs anymore.
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- English
- Words:
- 70,348
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 250
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- 3,192
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- 1,406
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- 104,321
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28 Jun 2020
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In which Yoongi finds himself weirdly attracted to his son's best friend's, completely straight dad.
"Are you sure you are straight?"
"...Are you sure you have a dick?"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 93,931
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
- 600
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- 1,806
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- 34,396
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25 Jun 2020