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hyung, what's my scientific name? by vantaeily, yoonsnstars
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Jan 2022
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“Oh that’s Agaricus bisporus!” namjoon says.
Jungkook giggles, “That’s a mushroom silly!”
Or an au where namjoon likes to memorise scientific names and Jungkook is curious to know his.
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Yoongi has problems with:
- his cat (though she can be cute sometimes)
- his friends (though he wouldn’t be able to live without them)
- his work (just needs to figure some things out, is all)And now, apparently, Yoongi also has a problem with dialing the right phone number and not falling for the nice stranger's voice on the other side.
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12 Feb 2024
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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25 Dec 2023
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And Jungkook and Taehyung can say what they want, show him as many videos and make him listen to as many songs as they like, but the truth of the matter is that Seokjin’s opinion is not uninformed and that SUGA and his bad-boy-anarchist-rap-god image is just not real.
Not when Seokjin’s been witness to Yoongi.
(or: AU where Kim Seokjin runs a tiny hotel in the heart of Seoul, and Min Yoongi is a world-famous rapper who drops by to escape the pressures of idol life.)
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10 Oct 2022
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“Okay, when I said let’s get you a drink I didn’t mean the entire handle.” Yoongi takes the bottle and shoves it into the hands of a confused looking freshman passing by.
“What are you talking about?” Seokjin says indignantly. “I’m a great drunk!”
“All I’m saying is that you should slow down. We just got here, what’s the hurry?”
“The hurry is that I need to go talk to Namjoon. I need to, I don’t know, make him remember me because I’m gonna try to seduce him.” Seokjin squints in Namjoon and Jackson’s general direction. “Do you think he remembers me?”
“Wait, Namjoon? As in Kim Namjoon? Linguistics major, like 6 feet tall, has these dimples,” Yoongi frowns. “Didn’t you take that philosophy class he was TAing for? The one you complained about daily.”
“Yeah, him. The one with the dimples. I’d never forget those dimples,” Seokjin sighs dreamily. “And I didn’t complain daily. It was at most every other day.”
Yoongi rolls his eyes.
(or: Seokjin tries to seduce Namjoon to get over his ex but falls in love with him instead.)
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24 Jul 2022
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The one where campaign staffer Jeon Jungkook falls in love with political reporter Kim Seokjin and vice versa. Featuring the gang, your everyday corrupt politicians, idealism and dreams and a very yappy dog from next door.
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08 Nov 2021