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    Tiffany Loves was nice and pretty, looking for a place to rent a room while attending college to be an artist. She finds herself staying at a mansion with eight skeletons and becoming friends with all them. In fact thanks to soul bonds she has become a lot closer then friends to them…

    This story though is a lot less about her and more about a certain assistant, the student majoring in engineer at the same college and assisting Sans in fixing his machine. His also nice as far as he knows, not bad looking, but never the focus of much attention. The stand-by friend for skeletons when Tiffany was too busy. He was ok with it because one specific skeleton appeared to like him a lot and he liked them very much as well.

    But then he finds out he was second fiddle even with that one skeleton compared to Tiffany. He leaves the assistant job swearing to have nothing to do with skeletons. Something goes horribly wrong with the machine though and nothing is going to be the same again. A little twist on the typical reverse-harem story.

    Update- So Sammi Bold did a podfic of my fic and put it on youtube. Put details on the last chapter of this fic if anyone wants to listen.

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    30 Oct 2024

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    After moving to Crescent City in the 80s, you pick up a job at the local roller rink Party Planet. Ironic, considering roller skating is definitely not one of your talents.

    On the bright side, you get to work with the friendly Sun. On the other hand, you also have to interact with the gruff janitor and security guard Moon on a daily basis.

    But when staying after hours one day, despite being strictly instructed not to, you find out a terrible secret that changes everything you knew about Sun, Moon and Crescent City forever.

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    12 Oct 2024

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    Agreeing to go on a blind date was a bad idea from the start. You have no interest in a relationship, no matter how "perfect" you and Papyrus would be together.

    At least Papyrus agrees with you on this.

    Too bad literally everyone else you meet is convinced the two of you are dating.

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    23 Jun 2024

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    "'What’s wrong, honey? Cat got your tongue?' He asked.
    'O-Oh …' your speech faltering 'W-Well I’m just used to seeing you look more like a … uh … calculator?'"

    About two years after the barrier fell to pieces, you somehow wind up falling in love with the robot who took the overground by storm. Initially meeting in the library where you work, your feelings of infatuation quickly turn into feelings that you weren't really able to understand.

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    09 Apr 2024

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    It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.
    Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics.
    "But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.
    I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it.

     

    Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92
    Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170
    Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever

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    17 Mar 2024