vampatty



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    a patty walters reader insert friends-to-lovers mini-series in which there are first times and death cab for cutie references

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    Awsten and Patty get railed by many different people that don't usually see themselves in reader insert, basically.

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    J.D. is a sub and I will not be convinced otherwise.

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    "You're exhausted, sweetheart. I get it," Eric soothes, pressing a kiss to Assad's temple, "You wanna get some sleep? There's no rush, baby. I'll be here when you wake up." Assad shakes his head furiously from side to side, forcing his eyes open to look up at Eric. Their half-lidded and, beyond that, Assad's pupils are so blown that his eyes look black.

    "Eric?"

    "Yeah?"

    "Would you ride me?"

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    02 Oct 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Kaoru has unexpected company during his evening at the festival. First Shadow and the kids, then Kojiro - who's completely failing to wear a yukata properly, and for the sake of decency needs to be hidden from the eyes of the public as quickly as possible.

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    21 Oct 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Joe tenses, waiting for the signal to take off. Cherry leans beside him, both primed and ready. It’s been too long since they’ve been here like this.

    Joe can’t resist a little added excitement. “What do you say we make this interesting?”

    “I’m listening.”

    “Loser has to do anything the winner wants.” Joe pauses for a long breath, letting the suspense build. “In bed.”

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    19 Oct 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    You can't control your dreams. Kaoru is learning sometimes you can't really control what comes after either.

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    19 Oct 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    "You're an insolent bastard," she finished, drained of words that meant anything. The insult bounced like a pebble off steel, and Zagreus shook his head to deny her request for another drink.

    "Say, Meg. Have you considered any sort of stress relief–and before you say this, no, hiding from your sisters within shouting distance of your boss doesn't count."

    "Offense taken. What do you suggest, that I take up knitting?"

    "I find an expansion of the social circle helps phenomenally. When I'm feeling in need of an adventure, I just leap into Hell and hope I find a kindly face before the Styx catches me first. You know how Father loves it when I make friends, especially with the dear Lord Uncles."

    "And where do you suggest I find those? Give a quick shout to the Goddess of the Hunt and see if she'd like to slumber party?"

    "Well, there are... Situations. Mine, for example."

    "Zagreus, it's my duty to keep a watchful eye on you."

    "What better way than to keep me nearby?"

    "Are you trying to bed me, Zagreus?" she scoffed.

    "I prefer the term courting if it matters."

    "Take me to your quarters before I change my mind."

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    03 Oct 2023