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    Mo is expecting to go home after a long day and pass out on his bed. Jian Yi twirling on a mini skirt in front of him is not part of the picture. Neither him trying out one for himself. Or He Tian seeing him in the infamous garment. None of that shit was on his plans today.

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    08 Dec 2024

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    In all honesty, it was Jaskier's fault. After all, he was the one that always insisted on getting closer to the action, no matter how many times Geralt insisted that he needed to stay back.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    Jaskier could admit to it; he was starting to develop a problem.

    He wouldn’t call it a drinking problem, exactly. He’d seen men with that kind of sickness, who couldn’t function unless they had ale lingering on their lips, and he could happily go weeks without ever touching the stuff (even if he’d prefer not to – but life on the road with a Witcher didn’t always bring with it anything other than slightly-muddy water).

    It was just that when he did drink, he tended to steal things.

    He couldn’t help it! He’d tried to help it. But no matter how much he thought he could recount the nights they spent in taverns, he’d wake up in the morning to find some small thing in his pack; cleaning supplies for his lute, a tiny bottle of the whiskey he liked, a new fine silk shirt. He couldn’t remember taking them, but there was no other possible explanation. They were too tailored to his own desires to be some passing fancy slipping them in with his things and checking his coin purse confirmed that he’d not spent anything near the amount he should have done for some of the things he’d found.

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    Or, five times Jaskier thought that he was a drunken thief, and one time he realised he wasn't.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    Sanji takes pride in his cleanliness, which is why he can't stand a slob like Zoro. But he especially can't stand him when he realises there's something about Zoro that's oddly exciting.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    In which Brook changes tactics and Zoro is not amused. Everyone else is, though.

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    04 Dec 2024