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    Gotham Gazette @gothamgazette

    What did Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne get up to in boarding school?! gothamgazette.com/baidguh24h

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    Oliver Queen @queenofficial

    no comment

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    Bruce Wayne @brucewayne
    @queenofficial you know that commenting ‘no comment’ on a tweet kind of defeats the point

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    Oliver Queen @queenofficial

    @brucewayne shut up im not talking to you anymore

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    Bruce Wayne @brucewayne
    @queenofficial then stop texting me

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    Bruce Wayne’s leg is healing up after a new underground human trafficking case unravels beneath him. Recovering, Bruce seeks his sons’ help to dress the part of the Bat when he needs them to since he can’t. Now if only Green Lantern would stop insisting Batman was fucking Bruce Wayne we could get somewhere with this case…

    [⚠️warning is for discussion of human trafficking, there’s no actual human trafficking. I need that to be clear] (Reads like a really loose five plus one.)

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    Bruce honestly should have expected this from Hal, Oliver, and Barry. The fact all three of them had been listed as the organizers of the day's "team bonding" meeting really should have tipped him off to what was in store for him, but somehow, he just hadn't expected to find himself playing preteen girl games when he walked into the meeting room today. If he was going to have to sit through his co-workers wax poetic about his physical assets, well, petty payback was a game his children had delighted in teaching him how to play. He's just happy Dick was there to record the entire thing for posterity's sake, though he could have done with less laughter at his own expense.

    (Tagged mature for the sheer number of f-bombs dropped within the span of 700~ words)

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    "What is this about, you wonder? For heroes as good and important as them, it surely must be some very delicate subject that could divide them like this. If you think so, congratulations, you fell straight into the lies feed to you by the Justice League propaganda. Because, as heroics they are, they are before anything else, children. Children stuck into superpowered adult bodies. A very dangerous and foreign concept, I’m afraid. So no, the Justice League is not arguing about the protection of the Earth or how the capitalism is the root of every problem mankind has to face, but about a stupid game of Fuck, Marry, Kill."

    Or : your classic fanfic of the Justice League playing Fuck, Marry, Kill and throwing the name of Bruce Wayne while Batman is dying of embarrassment.

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