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Crazy, Rich Cultivators by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Oct 2020
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Lan Zhan is convinced to bring his boyfriend home to meet his family.
What he doesn"t know is that Wei Ying is a former disciple of the Jiang who was kicked out in disgrace.
None of this would have happened if he and his brother hadn"t been sent to boarding school after their mother"s death.
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26 Feb 2022
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Cherry Cultivation by bengsi
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV)
11 Feb 2022
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As the elevator doors opened with a ding, people started pushing, and soon Wei Wuxian found himself pressed between the inner wall and Lan Zhan’s arm. Ugh. You could feel even through the layers of fabric that he was one of those annoying people who worked out regularly, not because of a doctor’s orders, or because they enjoyed it, but because it was good for you.
Oh, god, Lan Zhan said. Alright, don’t panic. Deep breaths. You can do this.
A Cherry Magic AU, where Wei Wuxian on his 30th birthday finds himself in a crowded elevator next to Lan Zhan, and soon realizes two things:
1. that there seems to be some truth to that ridiculous urban legend about 30-year-old virgins being able to hear the thoughts of other people as soon as they touch.
2. that Lan Zhan works out, AND that he, despite his stoic exterior, thinks that Wei Wuxian smells good and has an adorable bed-head, along with some other not-so PG-13 fantasies and thoughts.
And no, Wei Wuxian has no idea what to do with this information.
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- Part 1 of Cherry Cultivation
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16 Feb 2022
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Living with Wei Ying is a dream come true – Lan Wangji has nothing to complain about…
Except.
Except one thing. A small… thing.
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31 Jan 2022
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Marital Claims by yeolinski for ravepirate
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Mo Dao Zu Shi, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
21 Dec 2019
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Nobody seemed to believe that they’re married, so they just went with the flow. For years.
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28 Jan 2022
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I know what my heart wants by yakuso5u
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Jan 2021
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A-Yuan goes missing.
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“What do you think you’re doing?” Lan Wangji hisses, foregoing being polite, because what kind of police officer provokes a confrontation between a kidnapper and their four years old victim without even a warning?
He tugs on A-Yuan’s hand, already thinking of the strongly worded letter he’s going to send to whatever administration is in charge, but A-Yuan is rooted on spot.
“Please sit down, Sir” the policewoman gestures to the free seat in front of her desk. “There’s some explaining to do, nothing you need to worry about. And you” she narrows her eyes at the kidnapper, “I promise it won’t kill you, so do yourself a favor and try to behave for once in your life, else I’m putting you back in your cell.”
“I always behave, I’m behaving right now. How can I not behave?” the man whines, shaking his handcuffed wrists to prove his point. “You’ve got me tied up to a chair, Wen Qing! No sleep, no food, not even a coffee. The quality of service in this place is seriously awful. I’m giving it one star, you’re lucky I know you.”
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They get off to a bad start but this is all very soft, just wangxian getting the happiness they deserve with their son.
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27 Jan 2022
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Brilliant Mistake by brooklinegirl
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2020
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"Fine," Wen Qing says, turning back to Wei Ying. "You"re pregnant."
Lan Zhan feels his mouth drop open and has to work to shut it.
Wei Ying reacts not at all. He"s swinging his feet where he"s sitting on the table, a bored expression on his face.
Wen Qing just looks at him. "I am not joking about that."
Wei Ying stops swinging his feet. He blinks several times in a row. "Wait," he says.
Or:
I woke up at 3AM and sent myself an email that just said:
Modern cultivation friends curse sexy pollen hook up desperate WWX gets pregnant
And then I wrote it. In three weeks. IDK.
Please note: I am more than certain there is a western bent to this fic, unfortunately, particularly around the cultivation angle, and I wish I could have done better with that aspect of it.
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- Part 1 of wangxian with a baby
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07 Jan 2022
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looking through a window by glitteringmoonlight
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Apr 2021
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Everything about Professor Lan, from the way he speaks, thoughtful and poignant and never loud— like he was saying I will not raise my voice. If you want to learn, pay attention. It was one hell of a power move, in Hao Mei’s opinion— to the way he dresses, to the way even his gestures have a subtle elegance to them, scream that he is as meticulous as they come.
Which is why it comes as such a shock to Hao Mei when someone in booty shorts appears in the background of Professor Lan’s video.
In which Professor Lan"s students try to figure out exactly who that person who appears in his video is- Language:
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07 Jan 2022
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Love Cats by so_shhy
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jan 2021
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A little modern Wangxian AU in which everything is cute and nothing remotely bad happens to anyone at all, ever.
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05 Jan 2022
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Wei Ying laughed again, his face breaking into a hint of a smile. “I know, I’m just letting you know up front that I’m going to be hard to convince. I don’t want you saying that I led you on.” He set a mug down in front of Lan Zhan with a wink.
Oh no.In which important businessman Lan Zhan sets out to buy land from a very handsome Christmas tree farmer but falls in love instead. What follows includes Lan Zhan"s first ever lie, many longing stares, corporate espionage, and a really, truly excessive number of stuffed animals, purchased because Lan Zhan is a softie at heart. In other words: Lan Zhan and Wei Ying star as the leads in a C-list Hallmark movie.
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03 Jan 2022
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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02 Jan 2022
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But You Always Return by uponmountains
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2020
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Lan Wangji is cursed to bear witness to his worst nightmare again and again until he dies, a curse which has no known cure. This just makes Wei Wuxian all the more determined to be the one to save him.
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12 Dec 2021
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come home to my heart by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2020
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“Listen. Lan Zhan," Wei Ying says. "I know this whole thing, with — with the soul-switch, it’s upsetting. And believe me, I know my body is the last one on earth you’d want to be inside of.”
Lan Wangji chokes, then passes it off as a cough.
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On a night hunt, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get cursed and stuck in each other"s bodies. As you would expect, shenanigans ensue.
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04 Dec 2021
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play your love songs all night long by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jan 2021
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Look, sometimes you meet a guy in college and become best friends. Sometimes the two of you spend a day babysitting objectively the best baby on earth, and that baby needs parents. Sometimes you get married to the guy (platonically!) and spend thirteen years raising the best baby on earth into the best teenager on earth. Also you share a bed. Also you"re in love with him.
Wei Ying is pretty sure all that is normal. Lan Zhan agrees. Sizhui is... dubious.
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26 Nov 2021
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Three B"s by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Jun 2021
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Wei Wuxian: right! the plan!
Wei Wuxian: I call it Three B’s. Three B’s as in BOTTOMS UP, BOTTOMS OFF, BOTTOM DOWN
Wei Wuxian: you want to know why?
Jiang Cheng: no
Wei Wuxian: it’s simple! first i ask lan zhan to come hang out, and we drink, thus: bottoms up! then, after I’ve gotten a little liquid courage, i will make a move and lan zhan will be seduced and we take off our clothes, thus: bottoms off! which will lead to me getting absolutely railed, wailing for mercy, thus: bottom down!
or, wwx attempts to seduce lwj
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23 Nov 2021
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hurry down my chimney tonight by gusuvibes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2020
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Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are working as elves at the mall"s Santa kiosk.
Little A-Yuan shows up one day with a very secretive, specific request to make of Santa, with his HotDad in tow.
Elf WWX promptly, stupidly, falls in love with LWJ.
It"s a Hallmark Holiday Love Story~
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11 Nov 2021
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I don"t shine if you don"t shine by ilip13
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2021
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On his thirtieth birthday, a virgin Lan Zhan gains the ability to read thoughts through touch and discovers that the popular guy at the office has a crush. On him.
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28 Oct 2021
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Lost & Found // 有缘千里来相会 by la_muerta for ChaoticAndrogynous
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2021
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In the chaos of rushing across the Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport with his young son in tow to catch his connecting flight home to celebrate the Lunar New Year with his siblings, Wei Ying accidentally grabs the wrong suitcase.
[Podfic by the lovely sasamelons is available here!]
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27 Oct 2021
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Patient came so hard from prostate exam he kicked me in the dick by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Oct 2020
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Lan Zhan"s puritanical life is thrown into sudden, sinful chaos when one especially handsome doctor gives him a prostate exam and he busts a surprise nut. Mortified, Lan Zhan is consoled by the fact that he will never see this harbinger of anal pleasure again... until one fateful night. Cue a matchmaking brother, cue a bad excuse for a lie, and cue things not turning out as embarrassing and terrible as they seem between one Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan.
Written entirely for fun! :DComments are very much appreciated! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
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02 Oct 2021
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On The Way Home by vesna (mrsronweasley)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Aug 2021
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When Wei Ying set out to move on from his ex after the ex broke his heart and left him cold and alone in the world, he hadn"t expected the result to be quite so, well, incredible. If he is honest. All he"d meant to do was have a one-night stand with a random guy, hoping the whole time that somewhere out there Wang Peng could feel it somehow and seethe with jealousy. But the guy he"d randomly picked up at a park, of all places, has turned out to be a fantastic fucking lay.
Or, Wangxian are idiots and Wei Ying finds himself in the family way.
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30 Sep 2021
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Lan Wangji wonders why any man would flinch from the sound of his own name.