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    At 25, Max Verstappen is the youngest head chef that Michelin star restauranteur Christian Horner has ever trusted in the position. Max is focused, dialled in, and eager to get Christian a fifth star, his first. Enter Charles Leclerc, the son of famed Monaco food critic and writer, Pascale Leclerc, a part-time server and architecture student.

    He's just... fucking annoying.

    **title change, this used to be 'i wanna get better!'.

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    Five minutes later, he sits back on his bed, pillow clutched triumphantly in his hands. Patrick is splayed out across his own bed, breathing hard with his hair curling out in five different directions. Jonny smugly clicks the television off with the remote, and then tosses the pillow next to him so he can climb under the sheets. Patrick sits up after a minute, tucks his hand under his chin and abruptly swipes his hand out into a point, straight at Jonny, with a glare.

    Jonny blinks, and then Patrick translates. It figures the first thing Jonny’d learn in sign language is 'fuck you'.

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    “My god, he’s a lawyer,” Patrick says the next morning as he bursts into Sharpy’s office. “Holy fuck, Sharpy, I found my fake boyfriend - and he’s a hot fucking lawyer. I love this app, okay?”

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    02 Mar 2023

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    Andy shrugged. “It’s not that. And you should stay. But we should talk. Sid and I—”

    It was him saying Sid and I that did it. Andy said Sid and I, and it didn’t just dawn on Nate that Andy and Sid were fucking: moreso the realization slammed into him like a truck doing one-twenty down the highway.

    “You’re fucking,” he said, like an idiot.

    “Yeah, I mean, we’re married, so,” Andy replied. “I guess, yeah. We’re fucking.”

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