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Percy is nearly killed, but almost dying isn't as bad as the things he remembers.
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Your Savior Has Been Replaced with a Hungry Dragon by tortoise_bearing_cups
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2022
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The gods are very human in some ways. They do not make their choices with careful consideration of the consequences; they certainly do not make them with kindness in mind.
Sometimes they are only thinking, “you buggered up all my plans, how about I bugger up yours”.
So it is with little care that Fate and Death whisper a few words about prophecies and revenge and then stuff a magic-eating dragon into Harry Potter’s empty body.
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- Part 2 of Works that might not be continued
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Tobirama’s animated corpse confronts his old students and gets new ones.
This is unlikely to make much sense without reading Dead Sober.
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- Part 3 of Ghosts and Bonds
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Just a moment ago things were as simple as killing the Senju, and now my father was dead, and everything was endlessly complicated.
Izuna gets his Mangekyou along with a vision of the future. It’s shit.
An alternate last chapter to Dead Sober. Big spoilers for that fic.
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- Part 2 of Ghosts and Bonds
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The one thing that really confuses people about clans like the Uchiha is how they procreate when they’re made entirely of women.
(AU where bloodline clans present as women in the field to discourage bloodline hunters.)
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This is an AU where it's common to form "soul bonds" by linking chakra. As a side effect, you can get chakra ghosts.
“A bond is formed by the consensual uniting of chakra, which results in a sharing of abilities, a unique visible mark, and the ability to locate the other party. In close proximity and with training, the bond can be used to share thoughts and feelings, and this is believed to be the original purpose, invented by the Sage of the Six Paths.”
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Works that might not be continued by tortoise_bearing_cups
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto
28 Nov 2022
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I usually try not to post works without a plan for how to finish them. These are the exceptions.
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The Hogwarts Years: Classmates, Birthdays, and Ages by smallbrownfrog
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2014
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This is a set of reference tables and lists for the Harry Potter series. They give a quick overview of which characters in various generations might have been in the same year at school.
Both canon sources (directly from the novels) and secondary sources are given. It's then up to you to decide which (if any) dates you believe are correct. Some dates are contradictory or highly unlikely. Others are very straightforward.
No movie sources have been used because the movies frequently differ from the books.
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The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Tortall - Tamora Pierce
13 Nov 2022
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Harriet Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP. Finally cross-posted with edits from FFN.
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- Part 1 of Rigel Black Chronicles
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Bookmarked by tortoise_bearing_cups
06 Sep 2022
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Loved this on ff.net, happy to see it on ao3.
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not good
How do you tell your childhood best friend that you like to take it in the ass and bathe in rivers of alien ejaculate? Not, like, in a gay way, but like. In a bisexual way. But not like in the bisexual way where you like dicks and you like vaginas, but more in the bisexual way where you’re happy with whatever’s down there but are now incredibly, incredibly attached to a specific particularly ineffable set of wriggly alien genitals? You know, like, in a way that involves absolutely none of those actual words for the easy digestion of a simple not-a-homosexual?
Bookmarked by tortoise_bearing_cups
23 Apr 2016