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    The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more.

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    07 Feb 2022

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    Man. I felt anxious reading this. Draco is not a good person, but damn.

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    Hermione becomes an Animagus just in time for the start of her 8th year. Surprise. She's a cat. While roaming Hogwarts, she comes across a very distressed Draco Malfoy. Against her better judgement, she decides to comfort him.

    It turns out Draco is a cat person.

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    “Granger came to find me in the library today.”
    She stopped purring.
    He kept stroking her absently. “She said she forgives me. I don’t know how or why, but she does,” He sighed deeply. “I believe her. Maybe you’ll meet her one day. She has a lot of wild hair and she’s a swotty, annoying sort–”
    WELL.
    “But she’s good. She’s good, and brilliant. Pretty too. She’s always been all of that, even when she had rather large teeth.”
    Well.
    “Don’t worry, love. Not as pretty as you.”

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    10 May 2024

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    This is so sweet. The ending was everything.

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    The goal tonight was simple – go out with her friends, maybe flirt with a cute guy or two, and forget all about her recent breakup and broken heart.

    But Katara’s plan for the evening turns sour once her ex walks into the bar with his new girlfriend hanging off of his arm.

    She’s ready to give up and call it a night, until a chance encounter turns her world upside down…

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    08 Apr 2024

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    This cute. Filthy, but cute. 🤭

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    Hermione finds herself planted against the wall with Malfoy kissing a trail of fire down her skin.

    “We could have that,” he croaks.

    Hermione shakes her head vehemently. “They love each other. We despise each other.”

    He pulls back and Hermione flinches at the expression he’s wearing. He looks like someone who has seen something terrible — eyes unfocused and face taking on a sort of stricken expression.

    “We don’t need to love each other,” he says in a strangled whisper that holds the weight of words unspoken. And then in a sort of desperate plea, “We don’t even need to like each other…we just need to…conceive.”

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    29 Oct 2023

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    Idiots to the max.

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    Environmental activist, Hermione Granger, will do whatever it takes to get Lucius Malfoy, owner of a prestigious (and environmentally damaging) country club, to agree to her proposed changes in his business. Even if that means making a filthy deal with his son.

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    07 Jul 2023

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