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The summer after their graduation, the entire Rydell drama club (And the pink ladies) (And Richie, for reasons none of them quite understood) go on the road trip of a lifetime. Forty two hours, broken up into eighteen days. Fourteen idiots, assigned to a soccer mom-style SUV, a beat up Honda Civic, and a beloved motorcycle. All for two purposes. To see the country before they all move to different universities, and to see the Heathers musical on Broadway, on the first of August. They had just performed the musical as one last hurrah for their high school theatre experience, and they all pitched in enough money to afford tickets. After all, what could go wrong?
Everything. Everything could go wrong.
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Cynthia Zdunowski didn't know the first thing about Lydia. Didn't even know the girl's last name, had never spoken to her once before the drama class she was strong-armed into. All she knew is that Lydia was mean. Cold, mysterious, but mostly mean.
Cynthia Zdunowski would rather 𝘥𝘪𝘦 than consider herself a friend of the ice queen's. But when all she could hear was the growl of her motorcycle's engine, and all she could feel were Lydia's hands clutching Cynthia's frame in a chokehold, she allowed her mind to wander. Just a little bit. Just enough.
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The world's favorite pair of useless lesbians find themselves hitching a ride on Cynth's motorcycle after the fireworks went off, all the way back to her little apartment above the auto shop. They discover they have one singular thing in common: a hatred of loud noises.
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Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2023
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september 1993 - june 1996 from the point of view of our lovely sad old gay men.
hi there! i'm micah, and i really hope you like my fic. this is the longest one i've ever written and i'm damn proud of it haha
some chapters take quotes directly from the books for canon compliance reasons, and there are ~3 minor-ish timeskips because i cannot space out chapters for the life of me lol
fair warning my update schedule will not be consistent but ill try my best lmaocan't pay for your therapy unfortunately cause yours truly is broke, but either way, i hope you enjoy the fic! :]
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Sirius Black is in seventh year, graduating top of his class in transfiguration. Sadly, he is dogshit (pun intended) at muggle studies. Therefore, he doesn't know that microwaves can't hold wands, or speak.
Or, Sirius Black turns himself into a fucking microwave on accident, and can't turn himself back.
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Hello! A few months ago I made up this idea where Sirius turns himself into a microwave, and it's known infamously between me and my best friend (hi paige i know you're reading this) as the "Microwave fic". I've been stupid busy so I haven't had time to actually write it. But now I do, so the microwave fic has been birthed! Enjoy!
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Seventeen year old Rosa Diaz seemed, to all opposing eyes, the perfect '90s girl. Cheerleader, effortlessly popular, boyfriend on the football team, the works. Your stereo-typical coming of age movie popular girl. However, this is all about to change within the span of a very-drunken twenty-two seconds.
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listen to me, i cannot see clearly (isn't that she, or am i just going crazy?) by perseph0ne_13
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
25 Nov 2024
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“Vi,” She responds quietly, smiling at the vision (because that's what Vi is, even after a fight– an absolute vision of a woman) in front of her. Both of her hands come up to cradle Caitlyn's face, and she willingly leans into it. “You're bleeding… are you– alright?”
“Am I alright–” Vi repeats the question, eyes welling up with tears– and Caitlyn brings her own hand up, it shakes so terribly, to caress Vi's cheek. She misjudges the distance, again– why? –and touches the air instead. She gets it on the second try. “–Oh, Cait, your eye.”
“I'm okay,” She assures her quietly, “I'm alright, Violet. I'm okay.”
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Or, it's the aftermath (and more) of the final battle, Caitlyn struggles with the loss of her eye, and Vi is just an amazing girlfriend.Series
- Part 1 of the war is over and we are beginning
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25 Nov 2024
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"Give your mother some rest," Robin jokes, head sticking out of the kitchen. On a normal day, Steve would be able to take yet another mom joke, would've followed it with a laugh, or a snarky comment, or just a sigh. But he's in fucking pain right now and can’t find it in him to even pretend to put up a mask.
“Rob,” He croaks, voice coming out weak, feeble, a stark contrast from the bite that laced it earlier. The yellow light shining in the Henderson’s living room is a tad too bright, and Dustin and Erica’s fights, and Robin’s teasing, is a little too much right now, and the floor is swaying like he’s on a moving ship. Coloured spots dance around his vision, and his hands become all tingly, a feeling that then moves down to his shaky legs.
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Or, Steve has a seizure around the Scoops Troop after Erica and Dustin are too noisy. They take care of him.Bookmarked by toasterhoe
19 Jul 2024
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i'm gonna love you when our hair is turning gray by ecstasy_dreamer
Fandoms: Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies (TV), Grease - All Media Types
13 Jul 2023
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When Cynthia first held Lydia’s hand in public, the year was 1994, and they were both 56 years old.
or: Cynthia and Lydia's life together, in every sense.
(alternatively: fuck you paramount plus. lesbians be lesbianing all the time and there's nothing you can do about it.)
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03 Jul 2024
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Cynthia’s relationship with the color pink in five different times of her life.
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Cynthia’s feelings regarding her association with the color pink due to things that have happened in her life.
All rights the the pink ladies show!
Keep talking about the show so we can save it! Think pink!Only posted on my A03
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03 Jul 2024
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They had always been the one pulling the strings: pizzicato notes and double stops, private plans and secret strategies. Never the one whose strings were pulled. It was a mockery of the witch she knew.
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With Raine stuck as a puppet and Eda locked up in a cage, she finally gets the chance to confess everything she's wanted to tell them for years. But after everything settles down, what happens when Raine is turned back into a witch, and reveals that they could hear her the whole time?(Fic is set just not too long after the Collector takes over the Boiling Isles, then skips to after Belos has been defeated)
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26 May 2024