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Wifed Up by pervysage (toadsage) for angstybun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2023
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Shang Qinghua is caught in a wife plot. Well, Shen Qingqiu is caught in a wife plot, and Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, and Luo Binghe are the unintended voyeurs.
The problem with Shen Qingqiu's wife plot is that Shang Qinghua is starring in Shen Qingqiu's hidden fantasies, and Shen Qingqiu has no idea.
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Matryoshka, or: a Foundherentist Response to the Existence of Miku Hatsune by pervysage (toadsage) for asthewavesdo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2023
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sh3N-009 had recently come to the only possible conclusion he could: Luo Binghe was going to kill him.
He had come to this conclusion on his third night of being online and sentient, staring back at the thirty-two Miku Hatsune scale figures decorating his room, each in a collector’s edition plastic box. Their brightly coloured bug eyes looked at him, somehow accusing him of being an imposter without moving their improbably posed vinyl bodies. He knew how much each Miku figurine cost: Luo Binghe had kept records of all his purchases, and he’d paid a buyer an obscene sum of money to track down every figure Luo Binghe remembered Shen Yuan owning in life.
Which was sh3N-009’s ultimate problem: Luo Binghe had spent an obscene amount of time, money, and effort recreating Shen Yuan, but sh3N-009 is not Shen Yuan.
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They are waiting for him, Sasuke wants to think, although that was perhaps a little self centred. There are many other soldiers they could be waiting for, the many people returning home and leaving every day makes the population of Konoha transient at best. He supposes this is what peace means. It’s a definition he’s been working on ever since the end of the war, still not sure how the word tastes in his mouth.
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The New Jersey Style of Software Design & Implementation by kobrakush (toadsage)
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
17 Sep 2020
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The New Jersey Style, also known as "Worse is Better", refers to the claim that quality does not necessarily increase with functionality—that there is a point where less functionality ("worse") is a preferable option ("better") in terms of practicality and usability. —Wikipedia
Also known as: the Killjoys had made their lives in the Zones. They were a fixture, now, with a reputation that was longer than their shadow. They didn't want anything to change, except maybe for their reputations to grow even larger. Instead, Kobra's past meets them out in the Zones and promptly carks it, which sets off a chain of events that screws them over.
Also known as: Axel needs to stop setting off bombs to try and impress his crush, Teo. Teo's got to deal with a new hire, Christie, before he transfers to the Panopticon to keep a better eye on his boyfriend, Korse. Christie's running from the Director and her spies, and hates everything about his job until he meets an exciting sewer rat. And Fun Ghoul should know better than to involve himself in the affairs of BLI drones.
Also known as: when four guys leave Battery City for a new life in the Zones, why they returned, and how they became legends.
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- Part 1 of you should bow your head in shame
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Was Never America by toadsage
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
21 Aug 2019
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I remember you used to say “I feel a little nervous when there are too many white people” and I don’t think I ever really understood that til I got here. It’s just a sea of white as far as the eye can see, like Central Park in mid-January.
Steve Rogers woke up in 2012, long after Jim Crow ended, still Black. Steve Rogers woke up in 2012, where everyone thought they knew everything about him from reading about him through the eyes of his long-dead best friend. Steve Rogers woke up in 2012, when the last time he was concious was in '45 and one could still have a smoke inside.
So, all things considered, he's coping pretty well.
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you should bow your head in shame by kobrakush (toadsage)
Fandom: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
17 Sep 2020
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The Till-Then From the Ever-Since by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
05 Jan 2020
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It began, or seemed to begin, with Jason.
Usually that would have meant something in the order of fire and explosion and probably at least one gunshot wound, but for once (as Tim said, sourly), it wasn't actually Jason's fault.
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in the shadows by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
24 Apr 2022
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“You’ve visited that kid every day for weeks,” Clark said. “Why?”
Batman stared at him. “How long have you known?”
“Batman…”
“You’re confronting me now because you’re worried about my intentions toward Dick. He changed your mind about something. Ergo, you’ve been sitting on this for a while. How long have you known I wasn’t real?”
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14 Dec 2024
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Who's Counting? by mylongsufferingroommate for acuteneurosis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
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Bruce has gotten so good at Being A Parent. He's totally ready for Damian.
(He's not ready for Damian.)
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- Part 3 of Sticker Sheets
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12 Dec 2024
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It's only a magic spell, and Tim has a plan. To get help. Immediately!
It's not his fault Damian happens.
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12 Dec 2024
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Penelope by NerdyGay
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
09 Mar 2024
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"Odysseus was clever, but his vanity and ego would have killed him long before his return home if not for his wife.”
“Penelope?” Tim asked.
“Exactly, child, Penelope," his nanny smiled. "The men of Ancient Greece would have you believe that she was idle, waiting for her husband to come home and solve her problems, but this is far from the truth. For routine and ritual are not powerless things. In pouring her love for her son and husband into her weaving, she called out to the goddesses Hestia and Hera. Despite never lifting a finger in violence herself, Penelope saved her family.”
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Tim finds that there are more ways to protect the Bats than just Robin. A little magic never hurt anyone, after all.- Language:
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11 Dec 2024