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    Wherein John Oliver of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" is secretly Harry Potter living a Muggle life with his fiancée Kate Norley (who in turn is secretly a runaway Hermione Granger), Aasif Mandvi is the Patil twins' cousin, Sam Bee is a Canadian witch married to a Muggle who really sucks at birth control spells, Olivia Munn is a super-geeky alumna of a Salem foreign school for witches in Japan, and Stephen Colbert is apparently a part-Veela. (Along with Anderson Cooper, but whatever.)

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    An alternate universe made of crack, where Kristen Schaal is a sailor on board the USS Daily, and Olivia is the mermaid that she falls in love with. Starring all characters of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," as well as some cameos from "The Colbert Report." Inspired by this fanart by the amazing and wonderful and talented [SailorPtah].

    (Yes, there will be more fics in this 'verse. No, I don't know when I'll write them. Real life, don't judge.)

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    (...does not necessarily stay at Oxford.)

    An alternate reality where Sherlock Holmes meets Rachel Maddow when they both are studying at Oxford (where Rachel Maddow actually studied as a Rhodes scholar), and the two become unlikely friends.

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    Comment-sized ficlets written in response to various Open Thread prompts at fakenews_fanfic, because I am a shameless prompt whore. (Unbeta'ed, beware, at your own risk, etc, etc.)

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    Q feels far smaller in his arms than he is. He feels like every other person he held while they lay dying. As James strokes his hair—you can lose yourself in those curls, soft and lush they are as a meadow—M comes on the line.
    “007, what are you doing?”

    (If you have ever wondered what James would do had it been Q in Ronson's place in a similar set up, then this fic is for you.)

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    09 Dec 2024

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    KYAAAAAAA THIS IS SO DELICIOUS!! CHEERING AND KICKING MY HEELS IN BED AT 4AM!!!!!!

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    “I love you. God, I love you so much, you infuriating, anachronistic relic.”

    Bond has a close call with Q on the line.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    !!!!!!!!!

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    The first time they sleep together, it is not about love.

     

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    Bond is never poisoned by Safin. Instead, he runs off into the sunset with Madeleine and Mathilde to enjoy having a family for the first time in his life. When his past mistakes destroy his happy domesticity, he finds himself knocking on a very familiar door.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    oh no this was beautiful

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    For the most part, Q is just happy the Walthers tend to make it back in one state or another. He assumes they come back most often because a handgun is the most helpful tool in an agent’s arsenal, but Moneypenny assures him it’s because they’re Bond’s favourite.

    “He likes a personal touch,” she tells him.

    “I’m sure.”

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    Q provides until Bond pushes him too far.

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    03 Dec 2024

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    [flails] SO BEAUTIFUL AND WHAT GLORIOUS AAAAAAANGST

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    As a last ditch attempt at luring potential victims clients to the hotel, Charlie suggests an outlandish idea: advertisement. And not the audio broadcasting type, either.

    Promotional merchandise.

    Having been saddled with this seemingly insurmountable task, the Radio Demon temporarily joins forces with the only sinner suited for the job: Angel Dust. As the promotion takes on a life of its own, Alastor finds himself gradually warming to the idea.

    And to something else entirely.

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    04 Nov 2024

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    Jesus Christ this is delicious. the prose is as good as the art and they are both AMAZING. god. the expressions on these two dorks. LOVE A SLOW AND GENTLE BURN WHEN THERE'S EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION INVOLVED