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A Feast For Dionysius by ad_astrah
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Nov 2024
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Aziraphale finds himself at a Greek orgy in order to bestow a blessing upon a musician, but finds Crowley instead. When a man fails to please her, Crowley spitefully offers to teach him how to 'properly' satisfy a woman. Aziraphale intercedes, offering to demonstrate. But only with Crowley. The demon doesn't believe he's capable, but Aziraphale is about to prove her wrong.
or: Aziraphale and Crowley have sex at an orgy.
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That sealed the deal – Crowley didn’t even care what the man looked like, he wanted him. He wasn’t too bothered about whether or not his advance might be unwelcome – his gaydar pinged rather heavily at the man in his tartan bowtie. Of course, there was every chance Crowley wasn’t his type, but that didn’t always matter either – and he really was quite… keen. It had been a while.
“What are you reading?” He asked, doing his best to sound seductive, and feeling oddly weird about it, like he didn’t quite hit the right tone. The stranger straightened up and turned around to look at him – and just like that, Crowley’s fantasies popped like a balloon.
The other man was beautiful, yes, a cute button nose, almost criminally blue eyes, an innocent and yet very attractive expression on his face… but he was young. Crowley had assumed the other man to be his age, maybe a few years older – this man was at minimum ten years younger than him. He tried not to cringe, suddenly feeling quite sleazy about his previous thoughts.
“Oscar Wilde, Salome.” The other man replied, fingers still stroking the page.
Well, DAMN.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Sugar AU
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“Is my nose…”
“Not broken. Just… just a little nosebleed. Not a bad one either.” He confirmed. Aziraphale carefully withdrew the tissue – and really, there were only a few drops of blood. “Let me see?” The other man said, carefully tilting his head, only to snatch his hands back a moment later. “Erm, sorry. I shouldn’t have – sorry. You’re fine, it’s stopped.”
He blinked at the stranger, wondering how he’d ended up in the situation he was in. “You’re… not very cool, are you?” He asked, only to realise how rude that was a moment later.
Uncomfortable silence reigned between them for several moments, then the other man burst into laughter. He howled with it – and to Aziraphale’s relief, he didn’t seem offended at all, not even when he stopped with a final giggle a minute later.
“Wow! Bit of a bastard, aren’t you?” The older man asked with a huge grin.
“Am I? I’m not the one who hit you with a door.”
The other man’s smile turned to a grimace. “Yes, I am sorry – you’re kidding, aren’t you?” He asked in a defeated tone.
Aziraphale grinned at him. “Yeah, mostly. I feel better now.”“Good, that’s good. Listen, I… can I buy you lunch? To say sorry?” The other man offered.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Sugar AU
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Aziraphale and Crowley decide to experiment with chastity play, with Aziraphale holding the key to Crowley’s device. What starts as just a tease develops into something deliciously intense.
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Crowley gets a (spicy) massage. Under duress.
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“Crowley, you are in pain. You’ve been in pain all day. Just let me sort it out for you.”
“I really don’t think your powers are designed to do that for me. It feels all… icky. Leaves a weird taste in my mouth when you use them on me.”
“You could at least let me try!”
“No way.”
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A Billion Points of Light by akitsuko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Mar 2024
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The firefighter lifts the visor on their helmet, and Crowley may not be able to see very well, but those are the most beautiful eyes he’s ever seen in his life.
Crowley has never been one for the whole 'love at first sight' business, but he may need to reassess after Aziraphale - a gorgeous firefighter - saves his life.
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Heavenly Hands by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2022
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"I have you down for the ninety-minute deep tissue massage today," Aziraphale said into the comfortable quiet. "Any particular trouble spots you'd like me to focus on?"
Crowley shot him a lascivious smirk, and he pursed his mouth at her in disapproval.
"I was going to confirm the Heavenly Hands upgrade separately, as per usual," he snipped. "Those trigger points you have in your upper back are at least as important for your overall relaxation as any other services provided."
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Even girlbosses need a bit of stress relief between gaslighting and gatekeeping, and Crowley is no exception. Good thing she has a standing appointment with an angel from Higher Calling Relaxation. (A porn trope parody fic.)
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Call Me, My Dear by MimiRay
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 May 2024
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When Crowley, an incubus, is left for dead by his own kind in the tiny village of West Foxham, he never expects to be taken in by a priest. Aziraphale has his own demons to fight though, and a secret second job that may just feed Crowley better than he could ever have imagined. This is the story of a priest and a demon, of redemption and love, and of the power of finding your own side.
Or, as my lovely friends like to call it, "The Incubus Phone Sex Fic".
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18 May 2024
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Can't Fight Back, But I Can Take It by black_earth, voluptatiscausa
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
02 Feb 2024
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...in those early years, when Crowley would slide a hand between his legs for some relief, the scenes in his mind showed an Aziraphale who gave Crowley what he wanted, yes, but gave it as a favour. As a punishment.
That Aziraphale would be mocking, almost bored, as he bent Crowley over a bed or put him on his knees. Poor excuse for a demon, he’d sneer. Look at how desperate you are. Ridiculous. Is this what you wanted? And Crowley would take it, take it gratefully, penance and pleasure both. His desire satisfied by its own consequence.
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Your Mouth As If It’s Heaven’s Gate by Peonyscones
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Apr 2024
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“Sorry, sorry,” but he’s grinning — this is delightful, this is perfect, after six thousand years of longing and fantasies and frustration, Crowley is in trouble for this five-second pause he has taken to let this love just wash over him. He cannot believe his good luck.
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“You,” Trent grits out, “are going to hell, Ted Lasso.”
“I,” Ted replies, smiling, “will see you there, Trent Crimm.”
He leans in, gives him a kiss, and Trent tries to hold onto his righteous frustration, but it’s impossible. All he wants is Ted; he dissolves into him accordingly, melting right into his mouth, and Ted dirties their kiss without hesitation, his tongue slipping along Trent’s as his hands glide around to his back. His fingertips dig in, so hard Trent can start to feel the bite of his nails even through his shirt.
As quickly as Ted pushed in, he pulls away. Trent’s only vindication is the flush on his cheeks, a small reminder that Ted is just as affected by this as Trent is.
Well—
Maybe not just as affected yet, but. Then again, Trent is the only one of the two of them with a vibrator currently shoved up his ass. So.
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Indulgences of the Flesh by Pixiefairy15 for RoyalBlep
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale’s specialty was indulgence; if you looked in the Encyclopædia Britannica, you might as well see a little picture of the angel, pink cheeked and well-stuffed.
Complete and utter indulgence was what Crowley had been aiming to elicit in his angel when he made the decision that this year, they would be celebrating Valentine’s Day.
Crowley gifts Aziraphale with roses and chocolates, and receives a proper reward for his devotion.
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Milk It for All It's Worth by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2022
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When Aziraphale steps into the stall of the rotunda, the poor darling he’s to cultivate is yanking against their restraints and breathing harsh through their nose as they shout muffled invectives through the silky gag covering their mouth. The ripening sling they’re suspended in sways in sinuous arcs as they thrash, and Aziraphale is put in mind of a furious snake writhing without traction, helpless, on silk sheets.
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A bit of a bastard is back at the sex club for more consensual non-consent, and a familiar serpent is ready to be trussed up and cultivated.
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- Part 2 of The Garden of Delights
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Any Hole's a Goal by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Aug 2022
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Oh, if only Aziraphale were the two-dimensional service dispenser many of his patrons mistake him for. But alas, he is a victim of the common human malaise that is having a rich, complex inner life. Most relevant to his current predicament, in addition to being generally kindhearted, intelligent, and inclined to being helpful, Aziraphale is also a bit of a bastard. And, sometimes, he just wants to go apeshit.
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A bit of a bastard visits his favorite sex club looking for a fun bit of consensual non-consent, and an anonymous serpent is a fan of kabeshiri.
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- Part 1 of The Garden of Delights
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Four Speed Manual Transmission by DoonaRose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Feb 2024
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The second coming thwarted, Crowley and Aziraphale head off in the Bentley towards the South Downs. But after six thousand years of waiting, and now suddenly not having to, Crowley can't stop looking at him. When he discovers he can touch Aziraphale as well, laying a testing hand against his thigh, it becomes inevitable that they don't quite make it all the way to the cottage before having to touch each other quite a lot more.
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I'm Beginning to See the Light by ineffabildaddy, omens_for_ophelia for Sad_chaos_goblin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Apr 2024
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There was Crowley - the paragon of cool, the overlord of apathy, breezing easily through each and every one of their exchanges and giving no fucks while doing so; then there was the anachronistic, cloying Aziraphale, trying and failing not to live life like a Thomas Hardy protagonist, and giving many fucks indeed.
Or: Aziraphale has quite the pash on his colleague Crowley, who seems resolutely disinterested in him. As their annual Christmas party progresses, it appears that Crowley may not be as disinterested as Aziraphale first thought.
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How is a Demon Like a Writing Desk? by Angel_Cakes243
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jan 2024
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Crowley was in love.
This was not a new concept for the demon. He had known his own feelings for over 6,000 years (try as he might not to make them known). He had always been captivated by the Principality Aziraphale. From his good heart, to his catty attitude, all the way down to his hedonistic tendencies. He loved it all: every flaw, every quirk. They all came together to make his beautiful angel.
And sometimes, if he played his cards right, those small pieces worked out deliciously in his favor.
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Or: The one where Crowley gets used like a writing desk.
I wrote this for the smut war over on GOAfterdark!
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A Racy Read by Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale should have brought the books that he'd selected home instead of staying at the Library to read them.
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- Part 2 of Through The Ages
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Blame It On Petronius by Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jan 2024
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When Aziraphale invited Crowley to wine and dine at Petronius' new restaurant with him, the demon had no idea that they'd finish the night in an entirely different situation.
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- Part 1 of Through The Ages
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07 Jan 2024
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The Softest Touch by illustrious_slimeman
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale liked all sorts of men, really, just as he liked all sorts of food or people, but it was just another tier in his hierarchy of preferences. He liked soft, quiet, bookish men like himself. He liked the loud, flamboyant men who tottered out of gay bars in heels and glitter. He liked the rough hands and furred chests and the musky sweat of men that worked in the sun all day. He had his favorites, though, because of course he did.
What Aziraphale liked most was men in suits.
He spoke to them in a language they understood, a language they trusted. With money and contracts. It was, as the kids might call it, a “side-hustle”, though Aziraphale would never call it that. It was just a hobby, one that he was careful not to indulge in too often. Temperance is a virtue, after all.
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In which Aziraphale is a bit of a bastard who knows what he likes, is good at what he does, and offers his services to those who've got enough money to be worth his time.
And Crowley? Well, he's just trying to figure things out as he goes.
(Each chapter will have an individual CW at the beginning in case there's anything in particular you want to avoid)