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    Newbie actress Rey lands the starring role in a Hallmark Christmas Movie...but she finds it's not so easy to become a wholesome Hallmark heroine. Enter a mysterious stranger who just might turn out to be her Christmas angel.

    OR

    A very smutty, crack-y, hopefully funny, behind-the-scenes-ish Hallmark Christmas crack fic with a lot of SEX BANTER. I'm not sure that's a real term, but it applies.

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    16 Jan 2023

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    Every year on his birthday, Ben Solo's mother takes him out for a family dinner at a local restaurant. Bartender Rey would like him to take her. Period.

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    16 Jan 2023

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    Ben Solo is an Instacart shopper's worst nightmare: rude, demanding, and extremely particular about his produce.

    Fuck this guy.

    No, really: Fuck. This. Guy.

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    16 Jan 2023

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    Bazine Netal has a simple wish: to be the hinge in a threesome with Ben and Rey—two people who can't stand one another.

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    16 Jan 2023

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    Every night, at 8:30 pm, Rey and Ben get on stage and pretend to be in love with each other. At 9:15, they walk off stage and the actual fireworks begin.

    Or: "60s country singers who hate each other (but not really) and find themselves in an only-one-bed, huddling-for-warmth type of situation."

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    16 Jan 2023

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