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The road to becoming a respectable Hokage is a long and tedious one. As it turns out, it's also incredibly confusing — there is no shortage of people who can't keep track of who he is.
Or, 10 people who didn't recognise who Naruto was, and one person who did.
Chapter 11: Home | In which the worst part of being sealed away in a jinchuuriki isn’t the being sealed part—it’s the jinchuuriki part. Or: Kurama wishes he didn’t have to feel and hear everything that happens when his host melts every time a certain someone comes within chakra-sensing range.
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07 Jan 2025
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“You,” Sasuke starts, then falters. “You still have my bedsheets on the bed in the other room. They’re not dusty. Did you know I was comi—“
Ack. “God, no,” Naruto deflects from the redness in his cheeks with the harshness of his words but he knows Sasuke will see right through him. Curse the two of them. “I just. I keep it clean. For you. In case you came home.”
Sasuke is quiet, but he knows what he’s thinking.
Ten years. You did that for ten years?
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06 Jan 2025
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light-time correction by forwantofanoxfordcomma
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
12 Dec 2024
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“Hold on,” says Megumi, pressing the heel of his hand into his forehead the exact same way Suguru does when he needs to massage his temples subtly. “Geto-sensei, did you name the cat after your genocidal ex-boyfriend?”
Or, the one where Gojo Satoru, known mass murderer and scourge of Jujutsu Society, wakes up a few months after his untimely death and turns into a cat to escape being body-snatched by some weirdo curse. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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10 Dec 2024
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Sasuke starts calling Naruto "the missus" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
Now a podfic by the amazing Anna Podfics!
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27 Oct 2024
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貓貓能有什麼壞心思 by Laughwind
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Apr 2023
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一個咒術師可以變成動物的世界。
五條貓貓就是五條悟本人
作為教祖的貓，時常在教祖床上跟房間滾來滾去
不給菜菜美美摸
夏油的家人們曾經懷疑貓是人，後來因為五條貓貓太沒下限所以打消懷疑
（人類不可能做這種事那種事吧，嗯，是真貓）
五條家主十年來沒養寵物，但偶爾會有一隻黑貓出現在伏黑姊弟家裡（？）惠有看到過Bookmarked by theoris
21 Jul 2024
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Lost in Paradise by Salemn
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Nov 2024
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Satoru takes another step forwards, arms spreading wide in excitement, “Yūji-kun! You’re here!”
“Oh my God,” the child repeats breathlessly, sounding far older than any child his age should sound, unable to tear his eyes away from Satoru. The boy shakes faintly, shock maybe, words a shaky exhale, “it’s really- you’re- you look- this is— oh my God!”
Annnnd there’s really no doubting it now.
Clearly those vivid dreams of war, imprisonment and eleven years of growing up is not the dream Satoru had thought it to be since waking up in the infirmary as a seventeen-year-old student, way back before the source of all his problems defected from Jujutsu society.
What the hell is going on?
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- Part 1 of Paradise
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03 Apr 2024
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非性转前提的封建婚姻
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16 Jan 2024
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Amongst Earthly Inconsistency by Cogni_Diss for theinstinct
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Oct 2022
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It was not uncommon for cursed spirits to manifest within or near school grounds. It was expected, and often monitored, which made the appearance of this ‘Yuji-sama’ all the more intriguing, if only for the fact that it appears to be a rather recent phenomenon. Any older, and such a name would have fallen into urban legend or spread further amongst the alumni and out to the public. Jujutsu Tech should have also picked up on this by now, and perhaps they already have.
Suguru would have to make sure of their involvement before he dared to humor the idea of treading on Sugisawa’s school grounds to witness this cursed spirit for himself.
“A cursed spirit answering to the whims of a bunch of monkeys. Tamed with cheap convenience store snacks and a couple homemade cookies for good measure.”
Suguru shook his head in disbelief.
♦ Suguru stumbles across a rumor of a benevolent cursed spirit accepting offerings in exchange for favors and minor miracles. What he expects to find is nothing more than another curse to add to his growing collection. What the man finds, however, dares to shake his fundamental understanding of the world he resides in.
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15 Jan 2024
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五条家少家主17岁时娶了一个小橘子
总而言之走向是→五条少夫人想要和我生孩子~喜剧人的doi拉锯战- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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12 Jan 2024
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As a gamer and a simple content creator, Yuuji unboxes the first-ever figurine of his character live for the world to see. With hundreds of fans watching from all across the globe, everyone expects that it will be just another wonderful day for Yuuji.
But then no one expects an identity reveal of Yuuji’s husband in the live streaming.
Mentioning the fact that he’s also a notorious JJK Verse player known as the unprecedented King of Curses, who is also renowned throughout the entire gaming community.
What could possibly go wrong.
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Gamer Yuuji and Sukuna! An AU in which nobody knows who Yuuji’s husband is!
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- Part 2 of all sukuita works
- Part 1 of sukuita gaming fics
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11 Jan 2024
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现代/ 娱乐圈paro/ 影星利 * 歌星伦 / 大概是伦的演唱会和利的访谈/全文影射不少
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06 Dec 2023
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菜市场梗
卖猪肉利*卖酱油艾
现代|HE
是15伦，雷，土，ooc, 旧文，有年代感的乡镇非主流。
但是！！WB收到私信有人听过这篇被读成有声小说，请问是真的吗！！这读着读着真的不会笑出来吗！！尴尬到了吗！！
好像很多人喜欢说过想看这篇……笑一笑开心就行！Bookmarked by theoris
06 Dec 2023
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現代paro
黑道里維被小可愛艾連救贖的故事Bookmarked by theoris
06 Dec 2023
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Eren had been certain there had only been one destiny awaiting him. Why else would he go this far and hurt so many, even his most precious loved ones?
With the world ending around him, the Founder offers an alternative and even though he would lose everything, Eren Yeager accepts and returns to a time ripe with the opportunity to save everyone.
Part One ~ Sent Back- 1- 26
Redacted Fate Timeline ~ Chapter 27
Part Two ~ Homestead- 28 - 36
Part Three~ Cycle- 37 - 56---------------------
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05 Dec 2023
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Eren knew there were a lot of rules he had to stick to. No one could find out the truth about his kind, he had to be careful at all times and that his job was to take out the mindless-murderous Titans with his friends. Until he happened upon a group of riders from one of the cities, most of them already slaughtered and he decided to save what lives he could, not only once, but twice.
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- Part 1 of Freedom
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29 Nov 2023
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He supposes dying here is a kindness, instead of in between the teeth of a titan, like the fate so many of his comrades had. Sure, he’d never know if it’s possible to rid the world of those monstrosities outside the walls. He’d never see the day those walls actually fall. He’d never see what actually lies beyond them. What life is like outside of everything he’s ever known. If the sun shined differently without the confines of a cage.
If all the suffering had been worth it in the end.
Or the one where Levi gets separated from the rest of his squad while out on a mission, and Eren, who has grown up outside the walls, finds him before death does.
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17 Nov 2023
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16 Nov 2023
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Revolution of Configured Stars by ReminiscentBells
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Aug 2024
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In another world, Harry Potter was spared. Raised by a Pureblood guardian in Lord Voldemort's Britain, he isn't special and enters his seventh year wanting nothing more than to be allowed to go into Arithmancy research and keep his head down.
But after a chance encounter with a man who later arrives at Hogwarts on behalf of the Ministry, to evaluate the seventh-year students for potential, it looks like it may not be so simple.
Marvolo Gaunt seems to have his eye on Harry. The trouble is, Harry has no idea why.
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13 Oct 2023
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“You’ve been exposed to a novel form of radiation,” M'Benga explains. “It seems to prevent you from sleeping, and yet requires sleep in order to leave your system. One thousand hours of it, by my estimate.”
“Hell of a catch-22,” Jim jokes, but his smile feels weak.
“Indeed,” M’Benga agrees, somber. “It’s lucky we have a Vulcan on the crew – we've found that despite the radiation, you’re able to sleep with the assistance of a meld.”
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13 Jul 2023
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My Age's Future Shade by spiderlily
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
29 Dec 2014
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Legolas had no memory of ever being held by his father.
The memories of elves were different to the memories of mortal men; they were more of the ilk of stone than of water and so Legolas knew for certainty that his father had never held him.
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- Part 1 of Afterlight
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22 Mar 2023