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    light-time correction by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  

    12 Dec 2024

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    “Hold on,” says Megumi, pressing the heel of his hand into his forehead the exact same way Suguru does when he needs to massage his temples subtly. “Geto-sensei, did you name the cat after your genocidal ex-boyfriend?”

    Or, the one where Gojo Satoru, known mass murderer and scourge of Jujutsu Society, wakes up a few months after his untimely death and turns into a cat to escape being body-snatched by some weirdo curse. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    Cohabitation by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    16 Jan 2014

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    Sasuke starts calling Naruto "the missus" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.

    Now a podfic by the amazing Anna Podfics!

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    27 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 22

    貓貓能有什麼壞心思 by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    10 Apr 2023

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    一個咒術師可以變成動物的世界。
    五條貓貓就是五條悟本人
    作為教祖的貓，時常在教祖床上跟房間滾來滾去
    不給菜菜美美摸
    夏油的家人們曾經懷疑貓是人，後來因為五條貓貓太沒下限所以打消懷疑
    （人類不可能做這種事那種事吧，嗯，是真貓）
    五條家主十年來沒養寵物，但偶爾會有一隻黑貓出現在伏黑姊弟家裡（？）惠有看到過

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    21 Jul 2024

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    Lost in Paradise by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  

    28 Nov 2024

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    Satoru takes another step forwards, arms spreading wide in excitement, “Yūji-kun! You’re here!”

    “Oh my God,” the child repeats breathlessly, sounding far older than any child his age should sound, unable to tear his eyes away from Satoru. The boy shakes faintly, shock maybe, words a shaky exhale, “it’s really- you’re- you look- this is— oh my God!”

    Annnnd there’s really no doubting it now.

    Clearly those vivid dreams of war, imprisonment and eleven years of growing up is not the dream Satoru had thought it to be since waking up in the infirmary as a seventeen-year-old student, way back before the source of all his problems defected from Jujutsu society.

    What the hell is going on?

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    03 Apr 2024

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    【五夏】骨生花 by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  

    03 Dec 2023

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    非性转前提的封建婚姻

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    16 Jan 2024