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“Good boys get soft and slow. They get encouragement, and they get to come whenever they want. Sluts get rough. They beg, they use their words, and they do exactly as they’re told.” He kisses Ed again, hard, and bites down on Ed’s bottom lip. “Sluts get to find out exactly what filthy thoughts have been running through my head since I entered this room.”
Hot, so hot, Ed is going to pass out before he gets anywhere close to an orgasm. He should’ve asked Stede to be colder to him in bed sooner than this. It’s like every time he’s ever seen Stede be a bitch and squirmed in his seat about it condensed and concentrated just for his pleasure. He’s almost disappointed when Stede allows him to breathe properly.
“So you tell me,” Stede says, sounding agitated. “Do you want to be a good boy or a slut?”
“Wanna be a slut,” Ed answers without hesitation.
“Then stop acting like a fucking brat.”
OFMD Kinktober Day 30: Exhibitionism / Edging
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13 Dec 2024
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Ed's monthly show lands at a new theater, The Revenge, and the proprietor seems to want something from him. A silly little 5 1 because i always like publishing something on my birthday, and today! is my birthday. thanks for being my pals and reading my stuff and having a fun time with me on the timeline and in the comments! title from this haunting Karen Black song from a 70s b movie I watched recently called The Pyx.
it all turned out the way i planned it, if i planned it, but i didn't plan it ...
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22 Nov 2024
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Ed is the food and wine guy on the Netflix reboot of Queer Eye. Stede is one of the featured heroes on season 3.
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- Part 12 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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13 Nov 2024
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can't look at those eyes without sparking some by multifandomhomo
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Oct 2023
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Stede points out Ed’s kitten-like qualities. Maybe this time the bell stays on during sex.
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- Part 4 of S2 Missing Scenes and Fixits
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17 Oct 2024
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love enough to drown it out by summerlinenss for RoughWinds
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Apr 2024
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“Ed, I’d like to take care of you tonight. Will you let me help you relax?”
“Babe, I don’t…” Ed hesitates. “I love you. So much. And I always fucking love being with you, you know that. But I don’t think you being gentle with me is gonna be enough tonight. I need to get out of my head, man. I need you to — fuck, I just need you, okay?”
“Who said anything about being gentle?”
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14 Oct 2024
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Stede is in a predicament.
Is it possible to die from intensely Complex Feelings about your very attractive friend? He doesn’t think so, but looking at Ed makes him feel like he’s going into cardiac arrest, so he might benefit from some medical attention. Unfortunately, the only thing Lucius offers him when Stede tells him he is at risk of death is an unsympathetic cackle and an electric pink cocktail complete with a little umbrella.
Ed turns up to Lucius' costume party in a mini skirt, collar and cat ears on a mission. Stede may be a bit slow on the uptake, but tonight will be the night that Ed finally gets Stede to fuck him.
(Written for OFMD Dress Week Day 4: Pleated Skirt/"I feel pretty")
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- Part 4 of rho's gentlebeard fics
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05 Oct 2024
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A collection of three stories post-Loss, with Alex returning to NY after Velez's death.
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30 Sep 2024
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Ed Teach is a brilliant student. And twenty three years old.
Ed Teach is dazzlingly beautiful. And twenty three years old.
Ed Teach had admitted to Stede in office hours that afternoon he found older men very attractive. Ed Teach had said this as his remarkable eyes rolled up and down Stede’s body. Ed Teach had leaned forward and the low, tattered scoop of his fashionable sleeveless shirt had revealed two flashing pieces of jewelry in each of his nipples.
And Ed Teach is twenty three years old.
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- Part 24 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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11 Jul 2024
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Ed and Stede are the stars of season 3 of Bridgerton. Everyone is wild about their chemistry on and off set. But it's all just for PR, because Stede is married and straight.
At least, that's what he keeps telling himself.
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- Part 41 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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31 May 2024
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Ed Teach is already disillusioned by academia and Stede Bonnet is the older professor who's about to introduce Ed to his own praise kink.
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25 Apr 2024
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Seasoned pro cyclist Edward “Blackbeard” Teach is counting down the days to his retirement when his swansong at the Tour de France is thrown off-course by a starry-eyed newcomer. Can Stede Bonnet’s enthusiasm remind Ed why he loves cycling, and perhaps help him find some joy in his personal life too?
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“This is my first Tour, but it’s also my last. I’m here by luck. It won’t happen again.”
“Hmm. I might have heard something along those lines.”
Ed has, in fact, heard a lot of it, mostly in Izzy’s outraged voice.
You know that twat hasn’t even raced a one-day Classic? No real road experience at all, just a handful of time trials. He’s a rower, for fuck’s sake, he’s not got the first idea how to handle himself in a group. He’s only here because his daddy owns the team. Totally unprofessional. Stupid fucking Stede Bonnet.
“So why are you here now, then?” he asks. “What did you do to get Fortune to smile on you so beautifully?”
“It’s a long story,” Stede replies.
“I’ve got all day. Come on, get your bike. We’ll go for a ride and you can tell me all about it.”- Language:
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29 Feb 2024
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This will happen from time to time: Stede will make some movement, place his hands on him in a certain way, and Ed’s body will instinctively tense up in anticipation, a tingle all the way down to his toes at what his mind assumes will be something rough: a pull of hair, a sinking of teeth, the ring of a slap, only for the thrill of it to be inevitably cut short when Stede does nothing of the sort - and then, Ed will be left like this: aching.
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Ed wants to be ordered around, roughed up, wants to feel powerless, but he doesn't want to ask. The solution to his problem is nothing short of divine.
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23 Oct 2023
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Stede is divorced, rebuilding a life in the UK and working at Jim's non-profit community centre. His 6-month stay is running out and, well, turns out a fake marriage is an option to stay, because tropes are fun. Ed's got his own shit going on, you'll find out more in later chapters, but he thinks a sham marriage to this weird guy is probably going to at least be a bit of a laugh. Will update weekly.
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“No, no, absolutely not, Lucius, you didn’t tell me he looked like that!”
“I don’t know what you mean.”
“Lucius!” Stede hisses. “He’s gorgeous, we are not doing this!”
Lucius is saying something but Stede honestly has no idea what it is because blood is pounding in his ears and the pub has almost entirely emptied and this night has very much gotten away from him and the most stunningly beautiful man has just walked in. And Stede has had four glasses of horrible wine and god, all that leather, and Christ almighty, look at his hair. His hair.
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30 May 2023
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Successful psychiatrist Stede Bonnet, returns to his hometown, Seattle, after his amicable divorce leaves him wanting to seek out a fresh start as a newly-out bachelor. However, when his elderly father suffers a bad fall and is advised he can no longer live alone, Stede's plans to enjoy his new bachelor lifestyle are upended by his father moving in with him.
To assist with his father's injury, Stede decides the best course of action is to hire a physical therapist. Enter one, Edward Teach, a qualified physical therapist seeking out a new life for himself in the states after moving from Aotearoa. He is professional and highly qualified, and seems to be the only candidate for the job whom Stede's father doesn't hate on sight. The only problem? Stede falls head over heels for him the moment they meet and has to grapple with the awkwardness of being hopelessly besotted with his new housemate.
It's crazy anyway, it's not like Ed would ever be interested in him. Right?
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29 May 2023
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Straightforward and Lasting by CanterburyTales for thefifthraven23
Fandoms: Austenland - All Media Types
01 Nov 2017
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Back from hiatus.
A fic covering Henry and Jane's first days as a couple in New York and beyond. Pure fluff.Series
- Part 3 of Adventures in Austenland
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11 Oct 2022
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Ed is an ex-Olympic skier and the special guest at Stede's corporate retreat. Stede's a divorcee who's been lying about a boyfriend. But they didn't book Ed a room... and there's only one bed.
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- Part 1 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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16 Sep 2022
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29 Jul 2022
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Corresponding Shapes by Savoytruffle
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
18 Mar 2010
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This fic starts at the end and finishes at the beginning. It's about the 12 years or so that Jim and Bones don't spend together on the Enterprise. But it's not angsty. It might even be called romantic – in a snarky sort of way. Also, there's this threesome in the middle, but I can't really explain that. Would you believe that part’s kind of romantic, too? No – really. Anyway, there’s a fair amount of sex, but it's more about the banter than the smut. Sometimes Joanna is around, but y’know, not for the sex. And did I mention it goes backwards?
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28 Sep 2021
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Bull raised his head and caught Dorian staring at him, his remaining eye shining in the gathering dusk. The edge of his wide mouth curled up, and he leaned back against the crates they’d stacked up as a makeshift wind-break. “Like what you see?”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” Dorian snapped, the response to his goading almost unthinking these days. Usually the brush-off would shut him up, leaving Dorian to keep thinking about him without him getting in the way.
Not today. Bull ran a wide-palmed hand up one of his long horns, maybe checking it for cold damage. “You know,” he said, “you’ve got this whole picture of the Qunari in your head as this unknowable, forbidden thing.” His smirk grew. “And you love doing forbidden things.”
Dorian clenched his jaw and ran a hand down the length of his staff in an unconscious mirroring, keeping his composure. “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.”
Bull cocked his head and said, quieter, as if Adaar could help but overhear, “my door’s always open. That’s all I’m saying.”
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10 Apr 2020
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how deep the sand by bibliocratic
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2019
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10 Jun 2019