thelinbean
Fandoms
- 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (20)
- 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (4)
- 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat (3)
- 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (2)
- 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon) (2)
Recent works
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[Podfic] Only Yours by thelinbean
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2025
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“Where is your mate?” Xie Lian’s voice is harsh and just the sound of it in his current condition sends a thrill across the ghost’s skin.
“I don’t… have a mate.” Wuming’s voice comes out between harsh breaths. His body shaking slightly with Xie Lian’s nearness, then he feels slim fingers close around his jaw and it’s all he can do to bite back a moan. The fingers tighten roughly against his skin, forcing his head to turn until he’s looking directly up into his god’s masked face.
“What about your beloved?”
OR Wuming goes into heat during Xie Lian"s Calamity arc
This is a recording of me reading Only Yours by Fereael. Please go to the original work if you would like to read the text!
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[Podfic] the presence of me in you by Danmei_Podfics_With_Gem, thelinbean
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
22 Jan 2025
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Moving his left hand to rest on Chu Wanning’s left ass cheek, Mo Ran used his thumb to pull the flesh away, gazing directly at where his peach-colored hole was stretching around the toy.
Mo Ran felt lightheaded.
«Your guess, baobei?», he rasped, tone heavy.
Chu Wanning gasped again.
«Th-the pink one», he exhaled, «I only have one that is pink.»When cleaning his supervisor’s apartment, Mo Ran finds Chu Wanning’s dildo collection. Mo Ran doesn’t understand why his boss has such an extensive amount of sex toys – can he even tell the difference between them?
Podfic of the presence of me in you by indefinitelyforever.
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[Podfic] Burn after reading by thelinbean
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jan 2025
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A very drunk, very plane decides to try writing a selfie of himself and a certain ice demon.
This is a reading of Burn after reading by radioactivesaltghoul.
which is a crack translation of burn this after reading by lavenderandrue.
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everybody thought you were so insane [Podfic] by livinginaworldofnoise by AuntieIroh, BunKnuckles, carboncopies, CrimsonMoonn, daisydiversions, Elle_dubs (avril_o), esbielle was also here (esbielle), flamingwell_collabs, foundbyjohndoe, Gavilan, ImpureLily, ironsides, Jet_pods (Jetainia), Jopig, kisahawklin, LadyEn_Multipods (LadyEn), mistynrisky, mulberry_graceful, peachpod (Vamppeach), raitala, Rindle, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), shash_multivoice (sunkitten_shash), sisi_rambles, slippingfromreality, Spindoctor, thelinbean
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2025
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PHYSICS 101
Rating: 2.0 | Would take again: No | Grade: B+
Unless you want to spend the semester learning about Professor Wei’s highly specific feud with another professor that I still don’t understand the origin of, take a different professor!PHYSICS 263
Rating: 2.5 | Would take again: No | Grade: C
If you take this class, hope and pray that Wei Wuxian never stops by during lecture. He came in once just to ask Professor Lan if he’d removed the stick up his ass yet, and as soon as he left Prof Lan gave us all a pop quiz. EVIL.OR: a tale told through rate my professors posts
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[Podfic] Process of Elimination by thelinbean
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jan 2025
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“I’ve already figured it all out, but I’m not going to be a peacock about it,” the fourth Wei Wuxian said with a wide grin, which in the real one"s opinion should have immediately outed him as a fake (he was not that provocative!), but the Jiang Chengs, the Jiang Yanlis, the Nie Huaisangs, the Lan Wangjis, and Jin Zixuan all shared a look.
Or, in which the Phoenix Mountain Hunt gets even more chaotic when someone sets a several-thousand-year-old fox demon loose.
It"s going to be a long afternoon...
(Inspired by Dungeon Meshi)
This is a recording of me reading Process of Elimination by Fortune_Maiden. Please go to the original work to read along if you wish!
Recent series
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Heaven Official"s Puppy Play by thelinbean
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
10 Sep 2024
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the hualian exes to lovers universe by thelinbean
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2024
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To Love You is to Trust the Leap by Nejilover022
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2025
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The forbidden love between two martial brothers spawns a tradition in a village at the foot of a mountain. That of jumping in the fountain to ask the God of Love to bless your union. However, lately, some couples have had misfortune befall them when engaging in that tradition.
When charged of investigating these disappearances, Quan Yizhen whisks away his Shixiong.
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Laughter is an instant vacation by Anonymous
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2024
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“…” Yin Yu frowned. “But I was asking why there was an ice rink behind your mansion, not requesting a—” He finally really understood what Hua Cheng had said. “Wait what—? A… vacation?” It felt unreal, and he was sure that he misheard him.
“You heard me right, you’re off duty from now on.” Hua Cheng crossed his arms, and smiled.
Next to San Lang, Xie Lian seemed in high spirits. “And the ice rink was a good idea, it looks beautiful! I was just there. I’m sure San Lang is a great skater.” Xie Lian chuckled, and he looked in Yin Yu"s direction. “And for you too! It’s the time of the year. Go enjoy the rink.”
Yin Yu gained a vacation and get the right to enjoy the Ice rink Hua Cheng"s built for Xie Lian. He won’t enjoy the rink alone; Quan Yizhen will keep him company.
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A flower for Shixiong by hylias_lake
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2023
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Quan Yizhen wants to offer a flower to his shixiong. But he leaves without telling Yin Yu that is so worried about it. And later, he still reminds this flower and think about Quan Yizhen when he sees it.
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“Shi-xiong,” Quan Yizhen said, “I’m in love with you.”
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Heart"s Day by Crystalline (EternalWitch)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2019
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Yin Yu had the most surprising Valentine"s Day yet.
This is for the Feb 21: Secret Love Admire/Feb 23: Crushes prompt.
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- Part 3 of Prompts