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    08 Nov 2023

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    “Quite a fright for sun-enjoyers at Cloudbreak near Fiji yesterday. One of the surfers spotted an incredibly large shark and alerted the lifeguards, who immediately pulled all surfers from the water and called the coastguard.

    After a short investigation, it was concluded that the shark, a Great White named Ghost, was going to be around for a while. Though not seen as a threat since Ghost has never attacked humans, the lifeguards have not opened the beach for surfers or swimmers.

    At this moment, sunbathing is allowed, but surfing is only allowed with explicit clearance from the coastguard, who placed a tracker on Ghost to locate him at all times. The coastguard is ecstatic to have a tracker on the shark since Ghost is a very elusive animal and typically doesn’t show himself in crowded places.

    Ghost is 24 feet long and thought to be around 30 years of age.”

     

    Or,

    Soap is a surfer, Ghost is a shark. What could possibly go wrong?

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    05 Aug 2023

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    "Soap had been struggling with his feelings the past few days. Something clearly had changed between Ghost and himself, but he couldn’t figure out if it was for better or worse. In the two weeks since the incident with Graves, they had barely spoken. Things hadn’t been too awkward around the garage, and Ghost didn’t seem to mind dropping him off at class if the pain in his arm was too much to consider driving alone, but their usual banter was gone. Conversation was polite, professional, sterile. They were two acquaintances again, not close friends. Certainly not two people who had almost kissed in an adrenaline fueled haze while a bullet was dug out of his arm on the kitchen table."

    Or, the one where Price's Body Shop on 141st Street is the place to be for cool cars, stray cats and hopeless romantics.

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    19 Jul 2023

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    The paper crinkled when he dragged it out from where he had stuffed it into his backpack, already ripped in the corners and scuffed from the harsh treatment when he ran to the gate earlier. He skimmed over the tags again, the first one being the one that caught his eye ‘military romance’, the rest of the tags weren’t too important as he ripped the paper. Sue him for latching onto it, maybe it was so hilarious that he could get through at least half the flight not bored out of his mind.

    The ripped brown paper revealed a smooth black cover, a tunnel ending in a white circle with a soldier carrying another one over his shoulders, the title in plain white letters ‘Solider heart’. Soap flipped it, finding the reviews and a simple summary on the back. The author being anonymous, only the initials of what most likely already was pseudo name, ‘RS’. It held many awards, even called internationally best selling romance novel of it genre, which raised some eyebrows.

    What had started as the longest flights of his life, turned out to be the shortest.

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    Five times Soap introduced someone to a book 1 time he didn’t

    Ghost is a famous anonymous author and Soap loves his books, they fall in love<3

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    01 Jul 2023

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    Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish is declared K.I.A during a failed recon mission in 2017. His commanding officer, Captain John Price, takes the loss personally but has no other choice then to move on. He creates Task Force 141, keeps the bad guys scared of the dark, and hunts Makarov relentlessly - the man who killed his sergeant all those years ago.

    Five years later, Price fights an assassin with a familiar face.

     

    Spectre-07 doesn’t remember anything. Maybe he had once, but years of conditioning have stripped his mind bare, save for the instinct to kill. It's all he knows, all he craves; the blood of his target between his fingers, at the end of his scope or along the blade of his knives. He's a cold-blooded, empty headed machine, and he doesn't hesitate.

    Until he does.

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    04 Jun 2023

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