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Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jun 2022
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Shang Qinghua, also known as Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, stared flatly at what had once been a field boasting near sect-level Feng Shui alignment, and the drowned, bloated remains of the Sun and Moon Dew Flower cuttings that had sprouted within it. Their plan was now quite literally a wash.
If only he could consult Cucumber Bro on how to save Cucumber Bro! But in the absence of Cucumber Bro, he could but rely on the one plot coupon the infamous Peerless Cucumber had ever applauded.
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01 Jan 2025
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what you don't know (we do) by 1littlerabbit1
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2024
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The thing is, the disciples of An Ding know that their peak operates under some very specific rules, and one of those is: we will always choose our own, first. So when someone kidnaps their shizun and leaves rather bloody proof of it to traumatize the babies, of course the Head Disciple has to step up and handle it. Shen Qingqiu would like to register a complaint with the management (though whether that's Yue Qingyuan, as the sect leader, or Shang Qinghua as the author, even he's not sure), but unfortunately neither he nor his husband get a say.
Mobei-jun would really just like to bring his man home.
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14 Dec 2024
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half of something else by JRaylin441
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Nov 2024
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"Is there something Tianlang-Jun needs?" Mobei-Jun grits out between his teeth. He is speaking like this more and more frequently recently.
"I simply desire the chance to teach someone younger than me the proper way to woo a human, considering I'm one of the few demons who has ever managed it." That gives Mobei-Jun pause. Tianlang-Jun notices. "Considering the only models you may have for this kind of relationship would be myself and that son of mine, I had assumed you may want help. Unless, of course, you would prefer a relationship more like the one my son has built with his teacher."
"You have successfully courted a human."
"Famously, I'd say. Or infamously, I suppose, depending on who you're asking. But it certainly did happen. You can look to the emperor of our realm, if you have any doubt."
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Tianlang-Jun comes to visit the Northern Desert Palace. Tianlang-Jun is very bored. Tianlang-Jun finds a way to entertain himself.
Written for a Gotcha for Gaza prompt "on behalf of @gusufan--please tag them! I would like a post-canon Moshang get together fic. sfw or nsfw doesn't matter :)" from @boomfanfic
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13 Dec 2024
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System: Happier protagonist, happier ending. by nachtofthedead
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Nov 2024
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03 Dec 2024
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Paper Faces on Parade by TheChocoChick
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2024
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Two years after Binghe was forced to begin his demonic blackening, the System breaks its stubborn silence.
[Congratulations! Congratulations!! Congratulations!!! Important things must be said three times!! Host User has received a Key Item and unlocked a Platinum Tier Hidden Quest! Please continue to work hard!]
{{ FOLDED FANS AND SORROWED SMILES }}
-Current Objective: (Speak to Yue Qingyuan)This is NOT how Shen Qingqiu was expecting this to go, but maybe a side quest from the sect leader is just what he needs to avoid the pickle jar! But… maybe this isn’t going to be as simple as he thought?!
(Or: Shen Yuan unlocks character companion mode, and Shenanigans Ensue.)
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- Part 1 of Paper Faces on Parade Series
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Bookmarked by thecryoftheseagulls
30 Nov 2024
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Don't Watch Your Friends' Sex Tapes and Other Life Lessons by lalazee
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Oct 2021
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Deku's sex tape leaks and Bakugou absolutely doesn't want to see it. Not at all. Not even a little bit.
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13 Sep 2024
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And It All Keeps Coming Back to You by GuardianMira
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Feb 2020
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Ground Zero and Deku are the world's top two heroes, constantly knocking each other out of the number one spot. Their rivalry keeps them both sharp, and while Katsuki would prefer to be the undisputed champion, he’s not unhappy.
The thing is, he’s still a virgin. It’s not like he’s shy. He just doesn’t want to waste his time with people who aren’t good enough for him. But he’s admittedly let his personal life fall by the wayside so that he could focus on being a big damn hero. Anyway, now that he’s finally thinking about it, it’s clear there’s only one person who’s worthy of being with him. His oldest friend. His rival. His permanent pain in the ass. The only hero alive who comes close to being Ground Zero’s equal: Deku.
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05 Sep 2024
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LOVEBITE by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Oct 2022
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As his life flashes before his eyes, Izuku learns what all that bullying really meant.
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25 Aug 2024
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Tobias, bookish bachelor-in-the-making as he is, thinks himself content to be the quieter shadow to his charming, outgoing childhood friend Lord Beaumont, the toast of London and dream of many a rich and titled lady and gentleman. Better to keep his secret pining to himself.
Until Montague comes up with a ridiculous plan to discourage an unwanted suitor.
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21 May 2024
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Training Montage by MarbleGlove
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jan 2024
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Shen Yuan was aware of how much overlap there was in webnovels between flashbacks of horrifying abuse showing a character’s terrible backstory, and training montages showing a character’s remarkable improvement under a stern teacher. The System agrees that Shen Qingqiu giving particularly harsh training exercises to Luo Binghe would both fulfill the plot requirements and not be out of character.
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06 Mar 2024
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I’d Tell Them, “Put Me Back In It” by rarefiedmuddle
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2024
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“What, exactly, do you intend to do with those children?” The clear voice cut through the crowd.
Wearing half a mountain’s worth of dirt and a patchy beard, the stranger reminded Six Balls of the Undead Bearded Bandit from pa’s bedtime stories. His hair fell in tangles to his waist, and bare, blackened feet poked out under the dirt-crusted robes.
He looked… He looked like a real hero who’d just rolled out of a fresh grave. The coolest, scariest kind of hero was the fresh-out-of-a-grave kind, in Six Balls’s opinion; that was when they were about to wreck the bloodiest vengeance on anything standing in their path.
“Children?!” yelled one of the stupider humans, who clearly didn’t know the best way to talk to an undead hero. (Don’t, if you can help it.) “These demons slaughtered six good men!”
Or: When Shen Qingqiu wakes up in his new plant body exactly one day later than he does in canon, it throws the plot in a whole new direction.
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22 Feb 2024
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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11 Dec 2023
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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29 Nov 2023
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We Are Not Wise by Boomchick, Suzoomie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2023
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When Shen Qingqiu drew Shen Yuan’s soul sword, it felt like being burned from the inside out. The fire wasn’t cruel, but it was still fire—hot and destructive, searing the softest pieces of him.When Binghe’s fingers touch the hilt, he is ready for pain.
Transmigrated into a version of Proud Immortal Demon Way where cultivators manifest their own souls into spiritual weapons, Shen Yuan finds himself sort of kind of…accidentally blackmailing Shen Qingqiu into taking him on as a disciple before Luo Binghe joins the sect.
That should give Shen Yuan plenty of opportunities to make sure nothing goes wrong for his favorite protagonist, right? RIGHT!?
A story of twists, turns, hope, despair, and soul swords. Written for the Bingqiu Reverse Minibang 2023, illustrated and conceptualized by the incredible Suzu!
Перевод на русский | Translation in Russian by Bublick available!
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18 May 2023
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Rotten Work by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2021
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Jin Ling hadn’t thought to keep track of Wei Wuxian.
Clearly that had been a mistake.
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06 Jul 2022
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Quiet Far Too Long by hiro (bioplast_hero) for Rigris
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
22 Feb 2022
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Keith thought the lion god would devour him, not take him home to his nest. Shirogane is beautiful and terrifying, and surprising in more ways than one.
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11 Mar 2022
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07 Jan 2022
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if the story's over by astrolesbian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2021
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Generally, Shen Qingqiu only visits him at work when he’s really got something to yell about—protagonist dick size or sex pollen caves or weird poisons that Shang Qinghua forgot to invent cures to, or something. Today, he says, “Look, there’s news and I thought you should hear it from me.”
Shang Qinghua doesn’t look up from his papers at first. “Okay, sure,” he says, absently—how much money are they spending on incense again? Absolutely fucking absurd—and glances up when Shen Qingqiu remains silent. “What is it?”
Shen Qingqiu folds the fan and taps it nervously against his palm. “Mobei-jun’s getting married,” he says.
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03 Sep 2021
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Save Point by Neery
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2021
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"Shang Qinghua. You are safe. You are mine. You were given a poison that affects your memory. Dual cultivation will cure the effects. We will wait until you are ready for it. Do you have any questions?"
Shang Qinghua wakes up to find that not only has he transmigrated, he's also lost his memory. And for some reason, neither the world of PIDW nor Mobei Jun are quite how he remembers writing them...
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30 Aug 2021
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The Favourite by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2021
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Demonic Emperor Luo Binghe's reputation precedes him. It's just not very accurate.
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17 Aug 2021