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Harri knows full well she has already had too much to drink this evening. Indulging in more would be unwise - the last thing she needed in Sirius’ presence was a further loosening of lips or disinhibition of thoughts. But the firewhiskey was an excuse to dwell in his company just a little longer, to feel the weight of his hand upon her shoulder for just a moment more. How could she say no to that?
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Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I had never much bought into the whole pearly gates or eternal damnation business. I couldn’t tell you what I was expecting of the afterlife - but it sure as hell wasn't this.
Moody glowered. "What is with you today?"
I grinned giddily back him. Oh, you have no idea.
You died, the first time, on a random thursday afternoon. Waking up in the body of a young - and very much alive - Moaning Myrtle, you couldn't quite believe your luck. But alas, no rest for the newly deceased. There is work to be done. Between stopping Tom Riddle from opening the Chamber of Secrets, evading the Knights of Walpurgis, and figuring out just why Olive Hornby hates you so much, you’ve got a very busy afterlife.
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A mysterious object in Bellatrix's vault sends Harry, Ron and Hermione spinning into the past and to a Hogwarts like none they know.
Posing as students, Harry catches the eye of the Head Boy, Tom Riddle, who is nothing like the Voldemort of the future. He's charming and sly and manipulative; both brillant and deadly.It isn’t long before they’re tangled in a game more intricate than anything before. A game of heightened stakes, of tension, and the odds are stacked against Harry. With the threads of the future unravelling, can Harry make it out intact? And what is the cost, of truly getting close to Tom?
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A Rather Useless Inheritance by Blood_Stained_Fingers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Nov 2023
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Being a Parselmouth came with the inherent predisposition to understand snake behaviours and imitate them. It was relieving Harry wasn’t going to kill anyone with venom, nor petrify them with his gaze. But also, somewhat frustrating as it was all completely useless. None of the skills that came with being a Parselmouth would help Harry survive Voldemort.
It might, in fact, have the opposite effect. For all Riddle's fury that Harry was the cause of his elder self’s defeat, he was fascinated by the fact Harry was also a Parselmouth. He had grabbed Harry’s face, turning him side to side looking bemusedly enraptured by Harry’s threat display. “At your age, I was imitating much more vicious snakes than this, Harry.”
That may have been all well and good, but Harry didn’t feel very vicious. He felt very threatened and in over his head.
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22 Nov 2024
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Harry steals from the wrong people and finds himself left for dead with a bullet in his skull.
Except he doesn't die.
And now, he has an infamous criminal organization called the Death Eaters hot on his tail, determined to correct that mistake. Even worse, the group is led by a deranged kingpin named Voldemort, who seems to think trying to kill Harry is the best fun he's had in years.
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16 Nov 2024
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Steve won't look Eddie in the eye. "I can’t get it out of my head. It’s distracting as fuck, dude. And I figured, better you than a stranger, right? Like I don’t want some random dude’s like— whatever in my mouth. So can I– you know– for real this time?”
“You… you don’t want to lead me on.” Eddie says slowly, his disbelief sharp on every consonant. He’s um– Yup. He’s definitely hallucinating.
Steve shakes his head, “No, man, that’d be super unfair of me.”
“But you… And tell me if I’ve totally misread this here, Harrington– You want to suck my dick?”
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Or: Eddie faces some doped-up consequences
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03 Oct 2024
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stop (don't stop) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jan 2022
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Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.
Peter's determined not to cum.
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