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Ed and Stede have an evening routine.
A short little fill for Kinktober Day 24: Collar.
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09 Jan 2025
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Ed takes a deep breath and then spits the words out as fast as he can, not looking Stede in the eye. “You seemed like you might be kinda interested in puppy play stuff, but I didn't know how to get you to talk about it so I bought you all this shit in case you wanted to try it but it's fine if you don't, I can return it. Well, I probably can't, because, sex stuff, but like, fuck, I don't know, I'll chuck it away. Fuckin’ burn it or something. Whatever. Pretend this never happened.”
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Or: Stede shows some interest in puppy play, and Ed is very enthusiastic about helping him explore it.
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23 Dec 2024
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Stede is not good at eating.
Dining, he can do dining.
But eating?
He never figured out how to eat.
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08 Dec 2024
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It’s been 6 years since Stede and Mary got divorced.
It’s been 7 years since he came out.
It’s been 8 years since he last had sex.
And now he’s standing on the other side of his 40th birthday wondering if he ever will again.Bookmarked by teaDragon
06 Dec 2024
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Or: The Observed Effects of Risk and Romance on the Dread Pyrate and a Gentleman Scholar by S.M. Bonnet
Armed with a library’s worth of blank journals and more marmalade than experience, Stede happily sets sail for a year’s worth of blue sky research—but all Stede’s meticulous planning for his expedition to a small, unnamed isle in the middle of the ocean failed to account for the presence of one of the Caribbean’s fiercest natural predators.
Pirates.
Blackbeard is equally shocked to find an interloper on an island after Queen Anne’s Revenge anchors to take care of a torn sail. It’s not unheard of to stumble upon some poor marooned bastard after rowing ashore, but they’re usually half mad with hunger and meaner than a snake—not impeccably groomed gentlemen that shout at him for disrupting butterflies.
Priceless discoveries abound.
_______A fic for the 2023 OFMD Big Bang
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02 Dec 2024
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It’s ten minutes until midnight on New Queer’s Eve, and Ed is standing up on the balcony looking down into the churning crowd, wireless microphone in his hand as he checks his watch and wiles the time away watching the partygoers below. He'll lead the countdown to midnight, flip the switch and turn on the electric kraken, triggering the bubble cannons. People will cheer, and Wee John's music will drive people to gyrate on the dance floor, drunk or high or both, until the sun rises.
Without fail, that’s the way it’s been for the past decade. Fucking exhausting. Once Ed says his piece, he’s definitely heading straight home to take a few ibuprofen and call it a fucking night. Maybe fall asleep to a Golden Girls rerun.
As Ed checks his watch for the hundredth time, willing the world to rotate faster, the spotlights sweep over the crowd, shifting and swirling. For a moment as the lights coalesce together, highlighting a gap in the dance floor. For the length of a single heartbeat, there’s a man dancing in the center of the lights, illuminated as if heaven itself were opening up to shine down on him.
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09 Oct 2024
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Over the past few days, Ed has been keeping himself at a distance. Stede doesn’t blame him: he’s been distant too. Doesn’t stop Stede from missing him, though. Stede’s been a bad boyfriend, he thinks. In the summertime he was able to take Ed out on day trips, shower him with little gifts, take him dancing without a care in the world. Now that ice is growing thicker and thicker on their doorstep, he feels like it’s grown between him and Ed as well. Nothing seems to melt it.
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Or, Ed and Stede talk it through. It's not all smooth sailing.
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- Part 5 of vignettes from an inn
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06 Oct 2024
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[Gif] Lighthouse Keeper by fandom Our Flag Means Death 2024 (team_Our_Flag_Means_Death), FortunataFox
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Sep 2024
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Проклятие, превращающее в не-человека - не самое страшное, что может с тобой случиться.
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10 Sep 2024
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[Ed] liked the solitude, the change in pace from living on top of his crew, but too much of it made him feel batty.
You started to hear things, see things, that weren’t there. Wishful thinking or whatever, especially after extended times at sea. Now, the sounds Ed heard could be written off as that fuckhead seagull Buttons learning to imitate the sounds of human speech, but the sightings were less explainable. Flashes of warm orange-gold flickered at the edge of his vision, a bright spot of color in the dreary winter water.
Seals, Ed told himself. Walruses.
Ed thinks it's just a trick of the light. It's not.
written for #OFMDAUgust prompt "mermaid"
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- Part 40 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
- Part 19 of In Every Universe (Meet-Cute Collection)
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25 Aug 2024
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Sandalphon is aimed at Aziraphale, then fired.
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22 Aug 2024
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Crowley forged the stars, yes.
And he alone remembers the reason he came to love them so.
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22 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale has been watching Anthony most weekends for the last year. While it had been his mother's idea, he's grown so very attached to the boy and it would seem little Anthony has grown attached to him as well. Anthony's home life might not be the best but Aziraphale's visits always manage to be the highlight of his week.
Luckily, there is no way their routine could change, right?
Right?
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12 Aug 2024
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the curse of iphigenia (is an easily distracted god of the sea) by ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Jul 2024
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A very silly greek-ish god AU based on the preview for Taika's new Time Bandits show.
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09 Aug 2024
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The boots land heavy on the floor in Stede’s peripheral vision.
They’re in awful shape, really quite embarrassing. Watermarks leave unsightly stains on the uppers and they’re scuffed up all over, and the silver hardware is so tarnished it’s almost as black as the leather. The right boot has a quarter-inch gouge so deep that Stede can’t begin to imagine how it got there, with only a half-hearted attempt made to treat it by rubbing in a little polish.
Such poorly-maintained leather in a place like Blackbeard’s is a rare thing; it’s almost a novelty, how frankly shitty they look.
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Or: Stede Bonnet, the world’s bitchiest bootblack, is absolutely not going to waste his time on Ed's shitty boots or his shitty attitude, thank you very much. Nope. Definitely not.
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08 Aug 2024
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The First Wave by 515253545, ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jun 2024
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A conference, a heist, a pool, an escape: how the splish boys found each other (plus my new best friend)
Inspired by art by the magical Mint!
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- Part 1 of Splish!verse
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04 Aug 2024
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“He’s my husband, I can’t—” Stede gulps. “I’m married, Ed. I made vows. I’ve got to stick to them.”
“Is he sticking to them?” It comes out sharp. There’s genuine anger in Ed’s voice now, as though he’s personally affronted that Stede isn’t being satisfied. “To have and to hold, yeah?” Ed says, his voice low and gravelly. “When was the last time he held you, Stede?”
Stede whines desperately, tilting his head to give Ed more access to his neck. Hot lips drag up to Stede’s ear.
“When was the last time he had you?”
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21 Jul 2024
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In 1919, telegraph operator Stede Bonnet returns from the Great War with no memory and no voice, unable to recall what happened to break his mind. On his first night at home, he sees the translucent image of a man he knows is Ed in the mirror, except that this Ed comes from 1719.
Just as Stede knows that he's lost his Ed, this Ed has lost his Stede, and neither of them knows why. Reaching out across these broken lines of connection over two centuries, they'll work together to remember the endings of their stories, and to find what they've lost.
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17 Jul 2024
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a dinner between old friends
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emotionally vulnerable & slightly sexy tub times
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08 Jul 2024
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It's a big responsibility to be Mr. Fell's charlady. Mrs. Lavender doesn't know who this Mr. Gabriel is, or why Mr. Fell is afraid of him, but fear and shortages will not deter her from bringing him what he needs to recover from the visit.
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28 May 2024
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Sweat-slick, trembling, his fingers slip on the buckle once, then twice. Panic starts to set in, and he feels trapped, silenced, diminished, confined, small, just— so, so small, and his breath is coming in great heaves through his nose and his eyes are burning with tears and he’s yanking at the straps, trying to pull the muzzle up and off over his head if it won’t unbuckle, but it just won’t budge.
“Hey, hey,” Ed says, catching his head between his hands. His own hands reach back, catching Stede’s wrists; his fingers are far steadier when he says, “I got it, let me—” and unsnaps it, finally pulling the buckle free from itself with a slither of leather, and Stede cries.
for ofmd kinktober, day twenty-five: muzzles and "say please."
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28 May 2024