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    Mark is in a tough place, and he needs someone hot, single, and willing to scam the fuck out of his family for a weekend. His goal? To get back into his dying grandfather's will before it’s too late. If having to fake a serious engagement is going to improve his sorry chances even a little bit, then he needs to find someone perfect for the job. And when a friend suggests just the guy, Donghyuk, well, Mark quickly finds out that he doesn’t disappoint.

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    05 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Mark thinks he's the perfect definition of a good roommate. He cleans up after himself, he's quiet, nice and doesn't really bring cumbersome guests over. Maybe he'll invite the occasional one or two friends but he asks days- no, weeks in advance. He never over eats shared food in the apartment and he even buys extra toiletries so his roommate doesn't have to. He doesn't mind. Mark knows he is easy to live with.

    But what good roommates don't do, is think about bending over their other roommate onto their table and fucking them. It's just not a very normal-esque roommate thought to have. He personally thinks he's not entirely to blame though. Renjun brings out the worst in him.

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    25 Oct 2024

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    Renjun is staring down the bottom of his empty wine glass and considering retreating into the woods to live alone as a hermit for the rest of his life by the time someone slides into the seat across from him. He doesn't bother looking up; he knows who it is.

    “You know how people used to think black cats were a sign of bad luck?” he asks.

    “I don’t think that applies here,” Jaemin says, folding his hands to act like a chin rest as he blinks at Renjun from across the table. “Technically, I show up after all your bad dates. Also, I love cats.” As an afterthought he adds, “Meow.”

    Renjun keeps going on terrible first dates, and keeps running into the same suspiciously handsome stranger after each one. It’s like something out of a romcom, except his life is not a romcom, so he can only assume the suspiciously handsome stranger is actually a suspiciously handsome stalker. Or maybe, just maybe—

    It’s fate.

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    06 Jul 2024

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  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    “He wondered about the softness of Donghyuck’s skin against his fingertips in a way that was beyond innocent, and he yearned to know how easily he could mark him in bruises. But what drove Mark borderline mad, was that he didn’t know what Donghyuck sounded like when he came.

    Mark had envisioned it nightly, and tonight was no different.”

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    Things get complicated when Donghyuck overhears Mark moaning his name

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    16 May 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Haechan hating everything romantic, his life being all things romantic.

    Haechan and Mark falling in love in a dramatic fashion.

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    27 Apr 2024

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