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Gathering Moss by tainry
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
20 Dec 2021
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Some friends and I go to Yosemite, where we expect fantastic scenery, wildlife, hiking, and pristine night skies. We do not expect a robot.
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What happens to an asexually-reproducing species when it suddenly and unexpectedly becomes sexually-reproducing? How do you end a millions-of-years-long war? Compare and contrast humans and Cybertronians. Change or die. Also, see above quotation. This story is a biography of the OC Borealis on the surface, but is in fact about Optimus Prime – much in the way that when some people say, “As you wish,” what they really mean is, “I love you.” Prowl also decided to become a prominent character. :D
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- Part 1 of Borealis
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Optimus Prime wishes to enlist the aid of the Nuns of the Solian Order to fight the Senate, and his former friend, Megatron. But the virgin Nuns require that he must first pass three trials...and then he must deflower them.
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More ficlets set in Playswithworms' Project: Reset!verse!
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Next set of seasonal ficlets based on Playswithworms' Project: Reset 'verse! Not canon for said 'verse! But compliant as much as possible! <3
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She's relentless. They're hot for it.
Bookmarked by tainry
12 Dec 2024
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Heavy Shield Down by Tabby (hellkitty)
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Warhammer 40.000, Transformers - All Media Types, Warhammer 40.000 Space Marines II
16 Nov 2024
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Coworker at my EMS job saw me reading a Warhammer novel (Eisenhorn Omnibus) and loudly complained that he hated women entering fandoms because all they do, and I quote, is "shIt up the fandom with re****ed fanfic".
Friends, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.
Pretentious song lyric title? Check.
Ridiculous premise? Check.
Fairly weak canon knowledge bound to drive the neckbeards crazy? Check and check.Here we f***ing go.
Bookmarked by tainry
07 Nov 2024
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Nor Is He Early by ObliqueVion
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
23 Nov 2024
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A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.
Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...
It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
❌ Civil warSeries
- Part 1 of Nor is He Early and Adjacent Stories
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- English
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Bookmarked by tainry
01 Dec 2021
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Paint with Tears by playswithworms
Fandoms: 阴阳师 | Yīn Yáng Shī | The Yin-yang Master (Movies - Guo Jingming), 晴雅集 | The Yin-Yang Master (2020)
24 Aug 2021
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Zhongxing never expected to take on a new disciple this late in his life, especially not one so young, but what other options are there for such a potentially powerful half-demon child? Mad Painter is an unrepentant enabler.
Chapter 2: Qingming returns with friends
Bookmarked by tainry
16 Jul 2021
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A Meddling of Houseplants by wingedspirit
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jan 2020
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When Aziraphale first opened his bookshop, Crowley gave him a peace lily as a gift.
After the averted Armageddon, it begins to wilt.
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Bookmarked by tainry
18 Jan 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
A delightful, sweet tale of an angel, a demon, and a scheming peace lily!