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MH: Please remove me from this thread.
A reimagining of You Have 487 New Messages (Or, In Which Sherlock Holmes Starts a Grouptext) by JenTheSweetie with an iOS work skin.
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i'll amend my earlier statement
codependent and gaymmm. delicious combination.
A modern Marauders chatfic. Sirius drags his friends into a Discord server for students, reconnects with Regulus, and — er — discord ensues.
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Regulus watches Healer Potter closely — perhaps too closely.
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“I know you aren’t going to kill me,” the boy said, looking up into Voldemort’s face without the slightest trace of fear. “You might as well invite me in.”
Voldemort stepped aside and let the teenage Tom Riddle cross the threshold.
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“Er,” says Oliver Wood blankly. He’s got a bottle of Ogden’s Old in his hands and a very embarrassed look on his face. “Hello.”
“Hi,” Draco says, as if this isn’t his worst nightmare come to life. “Uh. Sorry about…” He can’t spare the hand he needs to make an exposed penis gesture, so he just settles for saying, “everything,” while keeping both hands clasped over his nether regions.
Or: After Draco’s team loses to the Chudley Cannons, things go south.
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- Part 4 of bite-sized birthdays
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Assorted sweets!
This series of stand-alone gift drabbles can be read in any order. Please mind the tags.
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Whether magical or Muggle, please enjoy this self-indulgent series of fics featuring piercing parlours and tattoo shops. These can be read in any order.
For Grace and CB, who will both soon regret inspiring this series.
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There really is no excuse for this series…
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It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.
(Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")
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- Part 17 of John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times
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15 Dec 2024
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John moves back into 221B Baker Street after his marriage falls apart and the paparazzi won't leave him and Sherlock alone about the status of their supposed relationship. Sherlock, of course, never denies it, until one day he does...
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15 Dec 2024
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“The question is not whether my optic nerve will be fine,” Sherlock growled into the couch, with all the venom he usually reserved for paedophiles, crap telly, and Anderson, “the question is whether I will have thrown myself out the window by then. Multiple times.”
“Sherlock, we’ve only been home six hours.”
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15 Dec 2024
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It probably wasn't the smartest idea to let Sherlock choose the costumes for Halloween, but John never considered himself the smartest man in the room, anyway.
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14 Dec 2024
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Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst for JBootsyBarnes
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
01 Dec 2012
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This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". I combined this with an idea I've had in my 'to do' list for while.
In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge rocks John's world.
I hope you enjoy this, splendidsparklingfire!
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13 Dec 2024