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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    It's a love story baby just get fucked.

    Logan and Wade's love story, written in somewhat disconnected parts.

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    06 Sep 2024

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    Wade’s outline was fuzzy, but Logan could swear he looked somewhat…reverent.

    “Just let me take care of you. In a non-sexual, but also non-platonic manner.”

    ahhhhh this is so whumpy but balances it out w cuteness???? yes

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    “How many times have we had this conversation?” Logan asks, rubbing a hand over his eyes.

    Too fucking many, Wade thinks. The table is cool against his skin, and the fork embedded in his hand throbs with a pulsing heat. He thinks he might just stay here for a while, see how the universe kills him like this. Knowing his luck, someone would walk right up and take Logan’s head off, and then he’d have to watch him die, again.

    Wade loves movies that fuck with time – Days of Future Past is genuinely his favourite X-Men film – but God did it fucking suck to live through one.

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    The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop, and he's determined to get Logan out of it alive.

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    21 Aug 2024

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    “How many times have we had this conversation?” Logan asks quietly.

    Wade can’t look away from him, can’t move his body to pull his arm free. His skin tingles. “This would be the first.”

    “Then…you don’t know what happens next?” Logan shifts closer on his bar stool.

     

    delightful ass fanfiction. my heart is so warm. fantastic execution of the time loop trope!!

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    “Have you ever lived with anyone before?”

    At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”

    “That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”

    (two loser loners, falling in love.)

    For audio lovers, the fabulously talented tha_rin has created a podfic!

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    04 Aug 2024

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    “Halfway rotting. I’d fuck your skeleton, baby, I practically already have.”

    “Please stop talking about desecrating my corpse while you’re jerking me off.”

    “You signed up for this,” said Wade.

     

    if baby girl logan has 0 fans i’m fucking dead. in other news FUCK this was amazing. i’m actually destroyed rn. such skilled & witty writing, it was funny and domestic and sappy and hot all at once. the arc is just beautiful too.

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    The merc gasps suddenly, scrambling in his seat to sit on his knees. He reaches out with a single finger to poke and pinch at Logan’s neck. “Are you blushing?”

    “It’s irritation,” Logan bites back, trying to twitch his neck out of Deadpool’s grasp.

    “There’s nothing wrong with a bit of gentle canoodling, peanut. People like when the meanie goes soft.” Wade turns, and appears to address someone Logan can’t see. “I hear it’s very popular in fanfiction.”

    “Who are you talking to?” Logan asks, and Deadpool whips his head back round. Gloved fingers still on Logan’s neck, Wade drags them slowly down his shoulder, down past his arm and over his hip.

    “You,” he says seductively, “later, in your dreams.”

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    The one where Logan and Wade go for a little drive in a Honda Odyessy, and then maybe get it on in the driver's seat.

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    03 Aug 2024

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    “You don’t hate me that bad. Come on, if you were in a room with me and Hitler, who would you stick your claws in first?”

    “Myself,” Logan responds quickly, deadpan.

    Wade sighs. “And here I was hoping you’d wanna be inside me.”

     

    HOT. and soooo fucking funny. logan try not to laugh challenge has me fucking giggling. overall fantastic writing too, great and natural flow from line to line

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    Logan notices the sticky notes a week after moving in.

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    03 Aug 2024

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    He’s laughing at truly fucked up jokes and petting a weird little dog who wants the rest of his burger so bad she’s shaking and making eyes at a guy he beat the shit out of and wrapped up in a seatbelt.

    What a fucking couple of weeks. What a fucking life.

     

    OUUUUUGHHHHHHH /pos