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    Alternate Universe where Din and Luke meet just a month before the events of A New Hope. When Luke comes to the rescue at Gideon’s ship, he and Din are finally reunited after 10 years. Now they have to try and muddle through their feelings and what all has happened during those 10 difficult years they were apart.

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    Luke is a kindergarten teacher, Din’s a single hot dad, can I make it any more obvious?

    Join the Djarin Clan as they try wade through unwanted press, wedding planning and TikTok stardom!

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    A (mostly) true account of Adam Wadekar's adventures as he tumbles into a 10 000-year-old war with Space Daddy (aka The Ex), their four surrogate children which includes a 14-year-old genius, a knife-wielding emo, a bi disaster who doesn't know he's a bi disaster and a ray of sunshine/Gordan Ramsey. They are joined by a badass elf princess and Space Nigel Thornberry as they fly their giant robotic kittens to free the universe.

    Did he mention there are purple furries?

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    Tony doesn't begrudge anyone else their enjoyment of the holiday season; he just wants to be left out of it. He's never really seen the point. Bucky's usually all for it, but a disaster at work that forced him to cancel his plans to travel with his family have left him feeling a little curmudgeonly. The two meet and bond over their shared lack of interest in the holidays.

    When Tony unexpectedly finds himself taking care of a pair of kids who rather emphatically expect Christmas to be Done Right, he finds himself turning to Bucky for help.

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    23 Nov 2024

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    You need to stop the bleeding or we’re going to die.

    He sat still and quiet in the abandoned warehouse, hiding from them.

    James was telling him something speaking, pushing forward. He grunted trying to focus on the voice in his head.

    “What?” He rasped aloud.

    He was tired, sluggish, he just wanted to sleep.

    No, come on now, not yet. We need to get the bleeding stopped.

    He wanted to balk but the voice wouldn’t be stopped. It pushed and prodded talking him through it until he’d had his side bound up and the bleeding contained.

    Well done.

    He felt a warmth at the praise, the voice…James…he cared.

    “Yasha, call me Yasha.”

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    12 Nov 2024

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    One thing about Evan Buckley is he will speak his mind.

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    29 May 2024

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    “I don’t think it’s stupid,” Neil says, and there’s that ache again, the kind that keeps haunting him. “Do you think you’re just – ordinary to me?”
    Todd doesn’t look him in the eye. “I didn’t say that.”
    “You don’t say a lot of things,” Neil points out, and Todd huffs something between a scoff and a laugh.

    Neil, Todd, and the intricacies of living together.

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    01 Apr 2024

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    When an accidental kiss makes Gregory House realize he's more touch starved than he initially thought, he doesn't know what to do. Thankfully, James Wilson comes up with a mutually beneficial solution.

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    12 Mar 2024