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    Katsuki has had it up to here with this class of extras wreaking havoc on the kitchen.

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    09 May 2022

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    The opening and it's already karkatian (plus psychic saiki having introvert problems and the messing of the crepes)

    And the icing on the cake is — they're not even soaking. They're all just, sitting there, dry as Aizawa's wit, as if the magical fucking kitchen fairy is going to wave a magic fucking wand and they'll all find 500 yen under their pillow for every plate they've left to disintegrate into oblivion.

    Funny Bakugo despite the apparently canon pov of others

    Katsuki himself hosts the lessons twice a week. In exchange, he gets to swear at them for justifiable reasons. It's much better than therapy. ;)))

     

    Jan 2 (2023) added the Skippy's List tag because it almost deserves it, and is certainly that level of hilarity.
    Dec 25 (2024) add to first fics collection because I have nothing in there for BNHA or fandoms since and need to rectify that.

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    A hunt goes sideways and banishing Cas is the best of their bad options. While waiting for Cas to make his way back, Dean decides there has to be a better way to do this, and he's going to find it.

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    Chinese translation by skysmelody at https://archiveofourown.org/works/12158784

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    21 Dec 2024

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    Can't believe I didn't kudos or bookmark this three years ago (esp when it became the name of my spn ideas doc!)

    Used as of Aug/Sept to find awesome Essek/Caleb critrole fics by the same author. Went back for a reread of this (and got around to it three months later, now) and landed on that instead since I then had some CR context. From whence, I don't remember how.

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Regulus stares in frozen disbelief at the screen. The reporter continues to loudly declare to the entire world that the only current lead on the person who assassinated the CEO of Riddle Healthcare is a grainy image pulled from the CCTV of a local cafe. It showcases a man leaning against the counter, cheerfully chatting up one of the workers.

    And see, Regulus has never had much luck in the love department. In fact, he’s pretty sure he’s cursed. So really, it would be just his luck that the nation’s most wanted, who is apparently as intelligent as he is confusingly stupid, pulled down his mask to smile devastatingly at him while ordering a caramel waffle latte.

    Worse yet, he gave Regulus his name.

    And like, what kind of world-class idiot -

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    Or: the internet explodes over an assassin accidentally revealing his identity after pausing to flirt with a barista. Regulus is appropriately alarmed as he is morbidly fascinated by the situation. James is pathetically smitten.

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    16 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Roy gets relegated to the smallest and worst countryside town in the known universe for a long-term substitute teaching job.

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    09 Dec 2024

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    The Hallmark references - at least being genre-savvy in your tropyness heh.

    Ed puts his mug of tea down, then grabs Roy’s away from him and puts it down, then grabs the front of his shirt and drags him in to kiss him.

    As far as the course of the conversation, it’s a bit of a surprise. As far as the plot of their backwards backwoods Hallmark adventure, though, it’s really not.

     

    So many lines as always

    Roy slaps his phone hard enough that he may bruise his palm on the corner of the case, succeeds in silencing the alarm, and stares at the ceiling for a second. Is he in an extremely atypical, off-season Hallmark Christmas movie? That was a lot of blood, for a network TV special. Maybe they’ll off-screen that part in post. Lots of close zooms on the chubby baby cheeks of an infant old enough to be legally filmed, to make sure that everyone remembers the miracle of life even though this particular schmaltzfest falls on the Castro Street crosswalk end of the Kinsey scale.

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    Barmin has been a Witcher since the beginning, and has been hated by humans for every moment of his long career.

    Then young Geralt declares that they ought to hunt monstrous men, and what Barmin believed to be immutable truths begin to change.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    From O soul along with Longest Night of Grief and Healing by Angelwithwingsoffire

    A few years after Ard Carraigh and the accidental conquest of Kaedwen,. there are humans in Kaer Morhen.

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    Then it happens again, more dramatically. The steward’s daughter, Julita, kisses a newly-Grassed Griffin in the middle of the lunch as if it were the most natural thing in the world to do. And her father merely sighs, then chuckles that he’s happy she found a good man! Still, Barmin thinks, she has dwelt in Kaer Morhen most of her life, so she clearly doesn’t represent the views of the continent. She grew up around Witchers, and knew young Roland before he was Grassed. Perhaps a few more of the servants will do the same, but it isn’t going to become common.
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    Barmin can no longer deny that things have irrevocably changed when Milena falls for Lambert. Lambert, the prickliest of his school. A man who swears as easily as other men breathe. A good man, for sure, but a rough one even by the standards of Witchers. And since this dainty noblewoman sits only a few seats down from him, Barmin hears most of their courtship. Several times, he wants to sigh and regrets that they stopped teaching any sort of manners long before they left Morgraig, but somehow, Milena doesn’t mind Lambert's frequent swearing and verbal stumbles, his completely lack of knowledge even remotely related to etiquette, or his casual displays of inhuman strength.